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What did the bee supplier tell buyers that made him very successful in sales?
That the benefits of having a hive are un-bee-lievable.
eliochel
Aug 7, 20221 min read
What did the keeper say when the honey flow started?
“We’re in bees-ness now!”
eliochel
Aug 6, 20221 min read
Which type of car do bees drive?A Volkswagen bee-tle
A Volkswagen bee-tle.
eliochel
Aug 5, 20221 min read
What do bees use for energy? Flower power.
Flower power.
eliochel
Aug 4, 20221 min read
What is the happy ending for a story about a beekeeper and his hives?
When he gets married to his honey.
eliochel
Aug 3, 20221 min read
What do bees take with them when they go bird watching?
Bee-noculars.
eliochel
Aug 2, 20221 min read
Why did the drone ask the scout bee to the prom instead of the queen? Because the scout could dance
Why did the drone ask the scout bee to the prom instead of the queen? Because the scout could dance.
eliochel
Aug 2, 20221 min read
Why did the bees go on strike?
They wanted more honey for their work.
eliochel
Aug 1, 20221 min read
How does a bee get in trouble?
By mis-bee-hiving.
eliochel
Jul 31, 20221 min read
With what felony was the bee charged?
She was caught nectar robbing!
eliochel
Jul 30, 20221 min read
eliochel
Jul 29, 20221 min read
What did the wise beekeeper say?
Nothing, he only listened.
eliochel
Jul 28, 20221 min read
What did the wise beekeeper say?
Nothing, he only listened.
eliochel
Jul 27, 20221 min read
Why are beekeepers happiest in their hives?
Beekeepers like everything to bee about them.
eliochel
Jul 26, 20221 min read
Why does law enforcement avoid arresting old beekeepers?
Life imprisonment is not that much of a deterrent anymore.
eliochel
Jul 24, 20221 min read
What do you call a bee that needs a drink?
Bee-hydrated.
eliochel
Jul 24, 20221 min read
When do you realize that a beekeeper’s story does not have a happy ending?
After the beekeeper admits being unprepared, and says "And then things got worse."
eliochel
Jul 24, 20221 min read
When asking a beekeeper for advice, if the answer starts “It depends . .” , what time is it?
It’s a good time to escape.
eliochel
Jul 23, 20221 min read
Why does a beekeeper’s resume get lots of interviews and fast?
Employers are impressed by “100,000s of potential references, works well with crowds.’
eliochel
Jul 22, 20221 min read
Why did her facebook friends call the bee keeper a liar?
She claimed to have over 100,000 followers/friends.
eliochel
Jul 21, 20221 min read
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