The friendly bee story:
A man is driving down the road and runs out of gas. Then, a friendly bee flies in the window. The bee says, 'What seems to be the...
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eliochel
- Dec 30, 2022
- 1 min
Two beekeepers are talking:
#1 says "that’s a bee." #2 says "no, it’s not, that’s an idiot." #1 gives in and says "You are right. That’s an idiot." Then both...
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eliochel
- Dec 29, 2022
- 1 min
Yet another beekeeping story:
A doctor tells a woman she has only half a year to live. "Oh, doctor, what should I do?" she asks. The doctor advises her to marry a...
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eliochel
- Dec 28, 2022
- 1 min
A story about a bee's first day of school:
It’s the first day of bee kindergarten. The bees are all buzzing. Teacher : Be silent!!!!! What’s your name? Bee : eee
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eliochel
- Dec 27, 2022
- 1 min
Long beekeeper story:
California started requiring beekeepers to carry beekeeper identification papers, to reduce bee rustling (theft) and beekeepers avoiding...
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eliochel
- Dec 26, 2022
- 1 min
Another beekeeper story:
A young man shows up for his first day working for an old beekeeper. The old-timer tells him to paint a stack of hive boxes. The young...
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eliochel
- Dec 25, 2022
- 1 min
The sympathetic beekeeper:
A beekeeper decides to go back to school, so she signs up for classes at the college. In her first class, the professor says, “Some of...
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eliochel
- Dec 25, 2022
- 1 min
Russian bees
An English kid and a Russian kid are inspecting a beehive. The English kid points and says "See that one? We call that the Queen because...
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eliochel
- Dec 23, 2022
- 1 min
We are running out of jokes for 2022. Here's a beekeeper story instead:
Mabel lived in town and kept bees in the backyard. It was legal to keep bees inside the city limits, but she kept them hidden. She felt...
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eliochel
- Dec 22, 2022
- 1 min
Can a bee fly faster than a Lamborghini?
Of, course! A Lamborghini can't fly.
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eliochel
- Dec 21, 2022
- 1 min
What did the husband bee say to his wife bee on their 30th anniversary?
Nothing, bees don’t live that long.
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eliochel
- Dec 6, 2022
- 1 min
Did you hear about the Bee Space Program?
It's based on 1/4 to 5/8 inch.
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eliochel
- Dec 5, 2022
- 1 min
Why did the queen bee wear blue tennis sneakers?
Her blue ones were in the wash.
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eliochel
- Dec 4, 2022
- 1 min
Why did the queen bee wear red tennis sneakers?
To hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen a queen bee in a cherry tree? It works, doesn't it!
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eliochel
- Dec 3, 2022
- 1 min
Why was the bee wearing wet shoes?
She just flew in from California and forgot to pack her rain boots.
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eliochel
- Dec 2, 2022
- 1 min
The bee allergy story:
Pat and Mike are ordering in a restaurant. Pat: I'll have the salad, no nuts please. Waiter: Certainly. Mike: The menu didn't mention...
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eliochel
- Dec 2, 2022
- 1 min
What goes thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, squish, thump, thump, thump,thump, thump, squish . . .?
A bee with one wet shoe.
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eliochel
- Dec 1, 2022
- 1 min
Why do you not pay for a swarm that lands in your yard?
When they flew away from the parent hive, they became "free bees."
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eliochel
- Nov 30, 2022
- 1 min
What do the Jedi say in the honey bee adaptation of Star Wars?
"May the Flow be with you!" or "Go with the Flow!"
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