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The friendly bee story:
A man is driving down the road and runs out of gas. Then, a friendly bee flies in the window. The bee says, 'What seems to be the...
eliochel
Dec 31, 20221 min read
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Two beekeepers are talking:
#1 says "that’s a bee." #2 says "no, it’s not, that’s an idiot." #1 gives in and says "You are right. That’s an idiot." Then both...
eliochel
Dec 30, 20221 min read
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Yet another beekeeping story:
A doctor tells a woman she has only half a year to live. "Oh, doctor, what should I do?" she asks. The doctor advises her to marry a...
eliochel
Dec 29, 20221 min read
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A story about a bee's first day of school:
It’s the first day of bee kindergarten. The bees are all buzzing. Teacher : Be silent!!!!! What’s your name? Bee : eee
eliochel
Dec 28, 20221 min read
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Long beekeeper story:
California started requiring beekeepers to carry beekeeper identification papers, to reduce bee rustling (theft) and beekeepers avoiding...
eliochel
Dec 27, 20221 min read
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Another beekeeper story:
A young man shows up for his first day working for an old beekeeper. The old-timer tells him to paint a stack of hive boxes. The young...
eliochel
Dec 26, 20221 min read
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The sympathetic beekeeper:
A beekeeper decides to go back to school, so she signs up for classes at the college. In her first class, the professor says, “Some of...
eliochel
Dec 25, 20221 min read
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Russian bees
An English kid and a Russian kid are inspecting a beehive. The English kid points and says "See that one? We call that the Queen because...
eliochel
Dec 25, 20221 min read
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What does the bee Santa Claus say?
Ho hum hum!
eliochel
Dec 24, 20221 min read
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We are running out of jokes for 2022. Here's a beekeeper story instead:
Mabel lived in town and kept bees in the backyard. It was legal to keep bees inside the city limits, but she kept them hidden. She felt...
eliochel
Dec 23, 20221 min read
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Can a bee fly faster than a Lamborghini?
Of, course! A Lamborghini can't fly.
eliochel
Dec 22, 20221 min read
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What did the husband bee say to his wife bee on their 30th anniversary?
Nothing, bees don’t live that long.
eliochel
Dec 21, 20221 min read
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Did you hear about the Bee Space Program?
It's based on 1/4 to 5/8 inch.
eliochel
Dec 6, 20221 min read
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Why did the queen bee wear blue tennis sneakers?
Her blue ones were in the wash.
eliochel
Dec 5, 20221 min read
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Why did the queen bee wear red tennis sneakers?
To hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen a queen bee in a cherry tree? It works, doesn't it!
eliochel
Dec 4, 20221 min read
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Why was the bee wearing wet shoes?
She just flew in from California and forgot to pack her rain boots.
eliochel
Dec 3, 20221 min read
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The bee allergy story:
Pat and Mike are ordering in a restaurant. Pat: I'll have the salad, no nuts please. Waiter: Certainly. Mike: The menu didn't mention...
eliochel
Dec 2, 20221 min read
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What goes thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, squish, thump, thump, thump,thump, thump, squish . . .?
A bee with one wet shoe.
eliochel
Dec 2, 20221 min read
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Why do you not pay for a swarm that lands in your yard?
When they flew away from the parent hive, they became "free bees."
eliochel
Dec 1, 20221 min read
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What do the Jedi say in the honey bee adaptation of Star Wars?
"May the Flow be with you!" or "Go with the Flow!"
eliochel
Nov 30, 20221 min read
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