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Q: What are negative remarks about bees called?
A: Bee—rogatory.
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Q: Why do bees support the Surgeon General?
A: The Surgeon General is always reminding beekeepers that “Smoking is dangerous to your health!”
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11 hours ago1 min read
Q: What do you call a rescue operation by the bees’ Special Forces?
A: An extraction.
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1 day ago1 min read
The friendly bee story:
A man is driving down the road and runs out of gas. Then, a friendly bee flies in the window. The bee says, 'What seems to be the problem?" The man explains he's out of gas. The bee says "No problem. Be right back." and flies off. Minutes later, the man watches an entire swarm of bees fly up to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees fly back out. The friendly bee says "Try starting it now." The car starts right up and the amazed man asks what the bees p
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2 days ago1 min read
Q: On what missions are guard bees sent out?
A: Sting operations.
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3 days ago1 min read
Q: What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bee?
A: A Greyhound Buzz.
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4 days ago1 min read
Q: How do you fight a killer bee?
With a buzz-ooka.
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5 days ago1 min read
Q: What does a bee say when having an Identity Crisis?
A: “To Bee or not to Bee!”
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6 days ago1 min read
Q: What news channel do bees watch?
A: Bee Bee C!
eliochel
Jan 21 min read
Who was the first bee to find America?
Christopher Colum-buzz.
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Jan 11 min read
Why did the bees go on strike?
A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
eliochel
Jan 11 min read
The friendly bee story:
A man is driving down the road and runs out of gas. Then, a friendly bee flies in the window. The bee says, 'What seems to be the...
eliochel
Dec 31, 20221 min read
Two beekeepers are talking:
#1 says "that’s a bee." #2 says "no, it’s not, that’s an idiot." #1 gives in and says "You are right. That’s an idiot." Then both...
eliochel
Dec 30, 20221 min read
Yet another beekeeping story:
A doctor tells a woman she has only half a year to live. "Oh, doctor, what should I do?" she asks. The doctor advises her to marry a...
eliochel
Dec 29, 20221 min read
A story about a bee's first day of school:
It’s the first day of bee kindergarten. The bees are all buzzing. Teacher : Be silent!!!!! What’s your name? Bee : eee
eliochel
Dec 28, 20221 min read
Long beekeeper story:
California started requiring beekeepers to carry beekeeper identification papers, to reduce bee rustling (theft) and beekeepers avoiding...
eliochel
Dec 27, 20221 min read
Another beekeeper story:
A young man shows up for his first day working for an old beekeeper. The old-timer tells him to paint a stack of hive boxes. The young...
eliochel
Dec 26, 20221 min read
The sympathetic beekeeper:
A beekeeper decides to go back to school, so she signs up for classes at the college. In her first class, the professor says, “Some of...
eliochel
Dec 25, 20221 min read
Russian bees
An English kid and a Russian kid are inspecting a beehive. The English kid points and says "See that one? We call that the Queen because...
eliochel
Dec 25, 20221 min read
What does the bee Santa Claus say?
Ho hum hum!
eliochel
Dec 24, 20221 min read
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