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Why couldn't the bee reach anyone when she phoned home?
She got a buzzy signal.
eliochel
5 days ago1 min read
Why do bee puns hurt? They sting you in the funny bone.
They sting you in the funny bone.
eliochel
6 days ago1 min read
What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course?
"It’s on the sylla-buzz."
eliochel
6 days ago1 min read
What’s a bumblebee’s favorite wing sauce?
Pollenesian.
eliochel
7 days ago1 min read
What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course?
"It’s on the sylla-buzz."
eliochel
Sep 41 min read
What do you call a bee that falls down a hill?
A tumble bee.
eliochel
Sep 31 min read
Why did the bee deliver a cold pizza to the apartment building?
She didn’t know where to buzz in.
eliochel
Sep 21 min read
eliochel
Sep 11 min read
Why do lifeguards scold bees?
Bees usually hive in the pool. The lifeguards can’t stop bees from hiving in the pool.
eliochel
Aug 311 min read
What did the bee say when claiming her innocence?
I don’t hive a clue!
eliochel
Aug 301 min read
What did the bee escaping the Venus flytrap say? This has been like pollen teeth!
This has been like pollen teeth!
eliochel
Aug 291 min read
What’s a bee’s weapon of choice? The beebee gun.
The beebee gun.
eliochel
Aug 281 min read
How does a beekeeper coax bees?
It just takes a spoonful of sugar.
eliochel
Aug 271 min read
Experience is the thing you have after you need it. So how do you get it sooner?
Y ou can use someone else’s.
eliochel
Aug 261 min read
Experience is the thing you have after you need it. So how do you get it sooner?
Y ou can use someone else’s.
eliochel
Aug 251 min read
Do you know the real reason male bees are thrown out of the hive in the fall?
Can you imagine them droning on at holiday parties?
eliochel
Aug 241 min read
Why don’t beekeepers use elevators?
They know that they have to take one skep at a time.
eliochel
Aug 231 min read
How do worker bees remind the beekeeper of her youth? –
Work all day until exhausted day after day, no worries about aging through a long life, or having enough money for retirement.
eliochel
Aug 221 min read
What did the teacher say to the bad bee? “Bee-hive yourself.”
“Bee-hive yourself.”
eliochel
Aug 211 min read
Why do bees do so well in job interviews?
They know all the good buzzwords.
eliochel
Aug 191 min read
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