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What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course?
"It’s on the sylla-buzz."
eliochel
14 hours ago1 min read
What do you call a bee that falls down a hill?
A tumble bee.
eliochel
2 days ago1 min read
Why did the bee deliver a cold pizza to the apartment building?
She didn’t know where to buzz in.
eliochel
3 days ago1 min read
eliochel
4 days ago1 min read
Why do lifeguards scold bees?
Bees usually hive in the pool. The lifeguards can’t stop bees from hiving in the pool.
eliochel
5 days ago1 min read
What did the bee say when claiming her innocence?
I don’t hive a clue!
eliochel
6 days ago1 min read
What did the bee escaping the Venus flytrap say? This has been like pollen teeth!
This has been like pollen teeth!
eliochel
7 days ago1 min read
What’s a bee’s weapon of choice? The beebee gun.
The beebee gun.
eliochel
Aug 281 min read
How does a beekeeper coax bees?
It just takes a spoonful of sugar.
eliochel
Aug 271 min read
Experience is the thing you have after you need it. So how do you get it sooner?
Y ou can use someone else’s.
eliochel
Aug 261 min read
Experience is the thing you have after you need it. So how do you get it sooner?
Y ou can use someone else’s.
eliochel
Aug 251 min read
Do you know the real reason male bees are thrown out of the hive in the fall?
Can you imagine them droning on at holiday parties?
eliochel
Aug 241 min read
Why don’t beekeepers use elevators?
They know that they have to take one skep at a time.
eliochel
Aug 231 min read
How do worker bees remind the beekeeper of her youth? –
Work all day until exhausted day after day, no worries about aging through a long life, or having enough money for retirement.
eliochel
Aug 221 min read
What did the teacher say to the bad bee? “Bee-hive yourself.”
“Bee-hive yourself.”
eliochel
Aug 211 min read
Why do bees do so well in job interviews?
They know all the good buzzwords.
eliochel
Aug 191 min read
Q: Why did the bees go on strike?
A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
eliochel
Aug 191 min read
What do you call a bee running for election?
A pollentician.
eliochel
Aug 181 min read
What did the forager bee say to the flower?
“Hey, honey!”
eliochel
Aug 181 min read
Which bee gives you a second chance?
The plan bee.
eliochel
Aug 161 min read
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