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Why did the beekeeper die for lack of a transfusion?
No one knew his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "bee positive," but it's hard without him.
eliochel
11 hours ago1 min read
What was the beehive robber’s excuse?
The sign said "Watch for bees" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade."
eliochel
1 day ago1 min read
What’s a happy bee’s blood type?
Bee positive!
eliochel
2 days ago1 min read
What did beekeepers think of the bee puns the comedian came up with?
They weren't too shab-bee.
eliochel
3 days ago1 min read
What did the bee say after she rode on a roller coaster?
"Hive never felt like this bee-fore."
eliochel
4 days ago1 min read
Q: What news channel do bees watch?
A: Bee Bee C!
eliochel
6 days ago1 min read
When does a bee get married?
When she has pollen in love and found her honey.
eliochel
6 days ago1 min read
What is the favorite weapon of the bee military?
The buzz-ooka.
eliochel
Jun 281 min read
What happens when bees talk on the phone?
They get blab-bee.
eliochel
Jun 261 min read
What advice did the nice bee give to her friend when she felt nervous about her job interview?
She said "Just bee yourself."
eliochel
Jun 251 min read
What did the parent bees call their noisy baby bee?
Their little "hum-bug”.
eliochel
Jun 241 min read
Why did the particular bee deserve the promotion she got at his work?
Because she kept so buzzy on the job.
eliochel
Jun 231 min read
Which bees get permission to form the retinue around the queen?
The ones who are always on their bee-hive-ior.
eliochel
Jun 221 min read
eliochel
Jun 211 min read
What do guard bees tell robbers?
Buzz off and beeware!
eliochel
Jun 201 min read
Why do bee keepers have such beautiful eyes?
Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder!
eliochel
Jun 191 min read
What is the irony of getting stung by your bees?
That you still have to take care of those hives.
eliochel
Jun 171 min read
What did the beekeeper say to his lazy colony?
“Honey doesn’t grow on trees!”
eliochel
Jun 161 min read
Why don’t non-beekeepers laugh when they hear bee puns?
They don’t get what all the buzz is about.
eliochel
Jun 151 min read
How did the students do on their honey project?
They all got bees.
eliochel
Jun 151 min read
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