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Why did the workers kick out all the male bees?
Well, it was fall. And the males were droning on and on.
eliochel
Sep 24, 20221 min read
Where do bees keep their old hives?
In a wax museum.
eliochel
Sep 23, 20221 min read
Where is a flea that rides a bee that is sitting on a racing dog?
The flea is on a greyhound buzz.
eliochel
Sep 22, 20221 min read
How does having beehives improve your personal relationships?
Everyone knows you are a keeper.
eliochel
Sep 21, 20221 min read
Who do you call a bee who writes legislation?
A pollentician.
eliochel
Sep 20, 20221 min read
Some bees fly into a pub and land on the bar. How much did they drink?
“Just enough to get a buzz on."
eliochel
Sep 19, 20221 min read
What song was playing as the bee left the bar?
"Don’t Stop Believin’."
eliochel
Sep 19, 20221 min read
What did the bee say to the flower?
Hey, bud!
eliochel
Sep 19, 20221 min read
What did the first bee to try a flower think of it?
It was beyond bee leaf!
eliochel
Sep 19, 20221 min read
Did you hear about the bee that became a russian spy?
She always was a cagey bee.
eliochel
Sep 19, 20221 min read
What do young bees ask their parents when on family trips?
Are we there yet? You know, we could have flown!
eliochel
Sep 19, 20221 min read
What is easy about spelling bees?
B E E S. Simple!
eliochel
Sep 13, 20221 min read
Where do bees stay while on vacation?
Air Bee and Bee.
eliochel
Sep 12, 20221 min read
What did the film critic say about the Bee movie?
It was good insect-ions.
eliochel
Sep 12, 20221 min read
Why does a bee buzz?
You would too if someone stole your honey and nectar!
eliochel
Sep 10, 20221 min read
Why are bees good at job interviews?
Because they know all of the buzz-words.
eliochel
Sep 9, 20221 min read
Why couldn't the bee reach anyone when she phoned home?
She got a buzzy signal.
eliochel
Sep 8, 20221 min read
What do you call a bee that needs a drink?
Bee-hydrated.
eliochel
Sep 8, 20221 min read
What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course?
"It’s on the sylla-buzz."
eliochel
Sep 7, 20221 min read
Why do bee puns hurt? They sting you in the funny bone.
They sting you in the funny bone.
eliochel
Sep 7, 20221 min read
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