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How does a beekeeper coax bees?
It just takes a spoonful of sugar.
eliochel
Aug 27, 20221 min read
What did the one bee say to the prankster bee? “Quit pollen my leg.”
“Quit pollen my leg.”
eliochel
Aug 26, 20221 min read
Experience is the thing you have after you need it. So how do you get it sooner?
You can use someone else’s.
eliochel
Aug 25, 20221 min read
Do you know the real reason male bees are thrown out of the hive in the fall?
Can you imagine them droning on at holiday parties?
eliochel
Aug 24, 20221 min read
Why don’t beekeepers use elevators?
They know that they have to take one skep at a time.
eliochel
Aug 23, 20221 min read
How do worker bees remind the beekeeper of her youth? –
Work all day until exhausted day after day, no worries about aging through a long life, or having enough money for retirement.
eliochel
Aug 22, 20221 min read
Who is a bee’s favorite singer?
Bee-yoncé.
eliochel
Aug 21, 20221 min read
What did the teacher say to the bad bee? “Bee-hive yourself.”
“Bee-hive yourself.”
eliochel
Aug 20, 20221 min read
Why do bees do so well in job interviews?
They know all the good buzzwords.
eliochel
Aug 19, 20221 min read
What do you call a bee running for election?
A pollentician.
eliochel
Aug 18, 20221 min read
What did the forager bee say to the flower?
“Hey, honey!”
eliochel
Aug 17, 20221 min read
Which bee gives you a second chance?
The plan bee.
eliochel
Aug 16, 20221 min read
eliochel
Aug 15, 20221 min read
What did the bee say to the flower?
“Hey, bud!”
eliochel
Aug 14, 20221 min read
What do you call a bee falling into honey?
A sticky situation.
eliochel
Aug 13, 20221 min read
eliochel
Aug 12, 20221 min read
How do bees pay their debts? With dollar bee-ills.
With dollar bee-ills.
eliochel
Aug 11, 20221 min read
eliochel
Aug 10, 20221 min read
What did the bee say when claiming her innocence?
"I don’t hive a clue!"
eliochel
Aug 9, 20221 min read
Why was police protection ordered for the beekeeping convention?
The bees reported veiled threats.
eliochel
Aug 8, 20221 min read
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