Bee jokes 4/18

What do you call a bee that’s returned from the dead?

A zom-bee.

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Oct 14, 20221 min read

What's a poor pickup line used by a drone trying to attract the queen's attention?

You’re sweeter than honey.

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Oct 14, 20221 min read

Why wouldn’t the bee wake up?

It was in a honey coma.

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Oct 13, 20221 min read

What should you expect to hear if you offend an audience of beekeepers?

Veiled threats!

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Oct 12, 20221 min read

What was the beekeeper’s condition diagnosed as, after he moved a lot of hives?

Apiculture shock.

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Oct 11, 20221 min read

What does a bee carry a larvae in?A buggy

A buggy.

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Oct 10, 20221 min read

Why is it no fun to play games with bees?

They are hard to bee-t.

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Oct 8, 20221 min read

Why did the formation of helicopters get confused when a bee flew ahead of them?

Because the lead helicopter was then beehind.

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Oct 7, 20221 min read

What did the singer with perfect pitch say when he stepped on a bee?

That's a B flat.

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Oct 6, 20221 min read

What is the difference between a bee from the UK and a bee from the US?

A UK bee carries pollen, a USB carries data.

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Oct 5, 20221 min read

What type of online articles do bees read?

BuzzFeed.

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Oct 4, 20221 min read

How do bees gain entrance to their hive without using keys?

They are buzzed in.

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Oct 4, 20221 min read

What is the bee called that takes responsibility for the other bees at the end of an evening out?

The designated Dr-Hiver.

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Oct 4, 20221 min read

What kind of bees live in graveyards?

Zombees. OK, we’re pollen your leg.

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Oct 4, 20221 min read

What do you call a completely white bee?

An Albeeno.

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Oct 1, 20221 min read

What is it called when beekeepers exaggerate their successes?

Blowing smoke.

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Sep 30, 20221 min read

What do you call a person who studies bees?

A Bee-ologist.

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Sep 29, 20221 min read

What are the Two Laws of Beekeeping?

The First Law of Beekeeping: For every beekeeping idea, there exists an equal and opposite idea. The Second Law of Beekeeping: ...

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Sep 28, 20221 min read

When Langstroth invented the modern beehive, what were beekeepers called who said it wouldn't work?

Skep-tics.

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Sep 27, 20221 min read

What TV channel do Canadian bees watch?

See, bee, see!

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Sep 26, 20221 min read

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What do you call a bee that’s returned from the dead?

What's a poor pickup line used by a drone trying to attract the queen's attention?

Why wouldn’t the bee wake up?

What should you expect to hear if you offend an audience of beekeepers?

What was the beekeeper’s condition diagnosed as, after he moved a lot of hives?

What does a bee carry a larvae in?A buggy

Why is it no fun to play games with bees?

Why did the formation of helicopters get confused when a bee flew ahead of them?

What did the singer with perfect pitch say when he stepped on a bee?

What is the difference between a bee from the UK and a bee from the US?

What type of online articles do bees read?

How do bees gain entrance to their hive without using keys?

What is the bee called that takes responsibility for the other bees at the end of an evening out?

What kind of bees live in graveyards?

What do you call a completely white bee?

What is it called when beekeepers exaggerate their successes?

What do you call a person who studies bees?

What are the Two Laws of Beekeeping?

When Langstroth invented the modern beehive, what were beekeepers called who said it wouldn't work?

What TV channel do Canadian bees watch?

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