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eliochel
Oct 14, 20221 min read
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What's a poor pickup line used by a drone trying to attract the queen's attention?
You’re sweeter than honey.
eliochel
Oct 14, 20221 min read
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Why wouldn’t the bee wake up?
It was in a honey coma.
eliochel
Oct 13, 20221 min read
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eliochel
Oct 12, 20221 min read
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eliochel
Oct 11, 20221 min read
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eliochel
Oct 10, 20221 min read
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Why is it no fun to play games with bees?
They are hard to bee-t.
eliochel
Oct 8, 20221 min read
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Why did the formation of helicopters get confused when a bee flew ahead of them?
Because the lead helicopter was then beehind.
eliochel
Oct 7, 20221 min read
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eliochel
Oct 6, 20221 min read
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What is the difference between a bee from the UK and a bee from the US?
A UK bee carries pollen, a USB carries data.
eliochel
Oct 5, 20221 min read
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eliochel
Oct 4, 20221 min read
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How do bees gain entrance to their hive without using keys?
They are buzzed in.
eliochel
Oct 4, 20221 min read
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What is the bee called that takes responsibility for the other bees at the end of an evening out?
The designated Dr-Hiver.
eliochel
Oct 4, 20221 min read
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What kind of bees live in graveyards?
Zombees. OK, we’re pollen your leg.
eliochel
Oct 4, 20221 min read
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What do you call a completely white bee?
An Albeeno.
eliochel
Oct 1, 20221 min read
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eliochel
Sep 30, 20221 min read
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What do you call a person who studies bees?
A Bee-ologist.
eliochel
Sep 29, 20221 min read
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What are the Two Laws of Beekeeping?
The First Law of Beekeeping: For every beekeeping idea, there exists an equal and opposite idea. The Second Law of Beekeeping: ...
eliochel
Sep 28, 20221 min read
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When Langstroth invented the modern beehive, what were beekeepers called who said it wouldn't work?
Skep-tics.
eliochel
Sep 27, 20221 min read
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What TV channel do Canadian bees watch?
See, bee, see!
eliochel
Sep 26, 20221 min read
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