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Q: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?
A: Neigh buzz
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Q: Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box!
In a honey box!
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Q: What is the title of the environmental chapter in the bee biology textbook?
A: “The Thorax.” The best-known line from this chapter is “I am the thorax and I speak for the bees!”
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Q: What is a bee’s favorite sport?
Rug-Bee.
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Jan 181 min read
Q: Why don’t relationships between bees and frogs last?
A: The frogs keep croaking.
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Jan 171 min read
Q: Why do beekeepers never excel academically?
A: They only try for "Bs".
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Jan 161 min read
Q: Why are bees the most business-smart farmers?
A: They always have a honey crop.
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Jan 151 min read
Q: What kind of bee is a poor loser?
A: A cryba-bee
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Jan 141 min read
Why did the beekeeper not get hurt falling down from a 30-foot ladder?
She was on the third step.
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Jan 141 min read
Q: How do bees censor fake news?
A: They regulate the buzzwords.
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Jan 131 min read
Why did the student bee fail art class?
She could only draw beelines.
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Jan 131 min read
Q: How do bees keep beekeepers 25 feet away from their hive?
A: They post “No Smoking” signs.
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Jan 121 min read
Q: What instrument do male honey bees use to serenade the queen?
A: Bagpipes, because she finds the droning romantic.
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Jan 111 min read
Q: What are negative remarks about bees called?
A: Bee—rogatory.
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Q: Why do bees support the Surgeon General?
A: The Surgeon General is always reminding beekeepers that “Smoking is dangerous to your health!”
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Jan 81 min read
Q: What do you call a rescue operation by the bees’ Special Forces?
A: An extraction.
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Jan 81 min read
The friendly bee story:
A man is driving down the road and runs out of gas. Then, a friendly bee flies in the window. The bee says, 'What seems to be the problem?" The man explains he's out of gas. The bee says "No problem. Be right back." and flies off. Minutes later, the man watches an entire swarm of bees fly up to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees fly back out. The friendly bee says "Try starting it now." The car starts right up and the amazed man asks what the bees p
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