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What is the bee's favorite soliloquy from Shakespeare?
"To bee, or not to bee . . ."
eliochel
Nov 10, 20221 min read
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Nov 9, 20221 min read
What was the bee’s excuse when coming home with nothing after a spider kicked him off the flower?
It was a cross pollination!
eliochel
Nov 7, 20221 min read
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Nov 6, 20221 min read
What do you call a beekeeper who patrols the apiary, looking for and shooting down male bees?
The Drone Ranger.
eliochel
Nov 5, 20221 min read
Q: What do you get on the off chance that you cross a honey bee with an entryway chime?
A hum-dinger!
eliochel
Nov 4, 20221 min read
Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?…
Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about bees.
eliochel
Nov 3, 20221 min read
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?…
Noah good joke about bees?
eliochel
Nov 2, 20221 min read
I asked an old beekeeper calling his spouse "honey", "sweetie", and "sugar" how to keep love alive.
He said "Actually, I forgot her name years ago, and I've been afraid to ask."
eliochel
Nov 1, 20221 min read
Knock knock… Who is there?… Bee… Bee who?…
Bee-ware! It’s Halloween!
eliochel
Oct 31, 20221 min read
Why couldn’t the shop selling drones keep them in stock?
They kept flying off the shelves.
eliochel
Oct 30, 20221 min read
Why could the beekeeper not learn how to fly a drone?
It just went over her head.
eliochel
Oct 29, 20221 min read
Why did the man think that he could buy a bee at the pet store?
Because he saw one in the window.
eliochel
Oct 28, 20221 min read
Why did the bank refuse to write a loan to open a "pizza delivery by drone" business?
The bank didn’t believe the new beekeeper knew his beezness.
eliochel
Oct 27, 20221 min read
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Oct 26, 20221 min read
How do you make a pheromone?
Tell him to "Let your people go!"
eliochel
Oct 25, 20221 min read
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Oct 24, 20221 min read
Why did the beekeeper say her pet bee never bothered guests?
“She is very well bee-hived.”
eliochel
Oct 23, 20221 min read
Why did the beekeeper complain his parents never talked with him about "the birds and the bees"?
When it came down to doing it, he had no idea how to extract honey from a beehive
eliochel
Oct 22, 20221 min read
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Oct 21, 20221 min read
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