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Q: Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box!
In a honey box!
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Jan 21, 20221 min read
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Jan 20, 20221 min read
Q: What is the title of the environmental chapter in the bee biology textbook?
A: “The Thorax.” The best-known line from this chapter is “I am the thorax and I speak for the bees!”
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Jan 19, 20221 min read
Q: What is a bee’s favorite sport?
Rug-Bee.
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Jan 18, 20221 min read
Q: Why don’t relationships between bees and frogs last?
A: The frogs keep croaking.
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Jan 17, 20221 min read
Q: Why do beekeepers never excel academically?
A: They get too many bees.
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Jan 16, 20221 min read
Q: Why are bees the most business-smart farmers?
A: They always have a honey crop.
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Jan 15, 20221 min read
Q: What kind of bee is a poor loser?
A: A cryba-bee
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Jan 14, 20221 min read
Q: How do bees keep beekeepers 25 feet away from their hive?
A: They post “No Smoking” signs.
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Jan 13, 20221 min read
Q: How do bees censor fake news?
A: They regulate the buzzwords.
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Jan 12, 20221 min read
Q: What instrument do male honey bees use to serenade the queen?A: Bagpipes, because she finds the
A: Bagpipes, because she finds the droning romantic.
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Jan 11, 20221 min read
Q: What are negative remarks about bees called?
A: Bee—rogatory.
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Jan 10, 20221 min read
Q: Why do bees support the Surgeon General?
A: The Surgeon General is always reminding beekeepers that “Smoking is dangerous to your health!”
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Jan 9, 20221 min read
Q:What did the robber bees get arrested for?
A: Illegal honey transfer.
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Jan 8, 20221 min read
Q: What do you call a rescue operation by the bees’ Special Forces?
A: An extraction.
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Jan 7, 20221 min read
Q: On what missions are guard bees sent out?
A: Sting operations.
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Jan 6, 20221 min read
Q: What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bee?
A: A Greyhound Buzz.
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Jan 5, 20221 min read
Q: How do you fight a killer bee?
With a buzz-ooka.
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Jan 4, 20221 min read
Q: What does a bee say when having an Identity Crisis?
A: “To Bee or not to Bee!”
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Jan 3, 20221 min read
Q: What news channel do bees watch?
A: Bee Bee C!
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Jan 2, 20221 min read
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