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How can you predict if someone will be a good beekeeper?
He or she always has a Plan Bee.
eliochel
Jul 10, 20221 min read
What did the drone say to the queen bee?
Hive never felt this way bee-fore.
eliochel
Jul 9, 20221 min read
What do you say to an interfering bee?
Mind your own beeswax!
eliochel
Jul 8, 20221 min read
What does it mean when a beekeeper’s house is clean?
The weather is too poor for her to get in the hives.
eliochel
Jul 8, 20221 min read
Why did the beekeeper die for lack of a transfusion?
No one knew his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "bee positive," but it's hard without him.
eliochel
Jul 8, 20221 min read
How does a bee maintain its individuality while also being a member of a hive?
The bee “just has to bee itself.”
eliochel
Jul 5, 20221 min read
What was the beehive robber’s excuse?
The sign said "Watch for bees" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade."
eliochel
Jul 4, 20221 min read
What’s a happy bee’s blood type?
Bee positive!
eliochel
Jul 4, 20221 min read
What did beekeepers think of the bee puns the comedian came up with?
They weren't too shab-bee.
eliochel
Jul 4, 20221 min read
What did the bee say after she rode on a roller coaster?
"Hive never felt like this bee-fore."
eliochel
Jul 4, 20221 min read
How do bees on sports teams celebrate when they win?
They give each other a “hive-five.”
eliochel
Jun 30, 20221 min read
When does a bee get married?
When she has pollen in love and found her honey.
eliochel
Jun 29, 20221 min read
What is the favorite weapon of the bee military?
The buzz-ooka.
eliochel
Jun 28, 20221 min read
What is a bee’s favorite precious stone?
The ru-bee.
eliochel
Jun 27, 20221 min read
What happens when bees talk on the phone?
They get blab-bee.
eliochel
Jun 26, 20221 min read
What advice did the nice bee give to her friend when she felt nervous about her job interview?
She said "Just bee yourself."
eliochel
Jun 25, 20221 min read
What did the parent bees call their noisy baby bee?
Their little "hum-bug”.
eliochel
Jun 24, 20221 min read
Why did the particular bee deserve the promotion she got at his work?
Because she kept so buzzy on the job.
eliochel
Jun 23, 20221 min read
Which bees get permission to form the retinue around the queen?
The ones who are always on their bee-hive-ior.
eliochel
Jun 22, 20221 min read
eliochel
Jun 21, 20221 min read
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