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What do guard bees tell robbers?
Buzz off and beeware!
eliochel
Jun 20, 20221 min read
Why do bee keepers have such beautiful eyes?
Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder!
eliochel
Jun 19, 20221 min read
A book never written:
“Insect Homes” by Bea Hive.
eliochel
Jun 18, 20221 min read
What is the irony of getting stung by your bees?
That you still have to take care of those hives.
eliochel
Jun 17, 20221 min read
What did the beekeeper say to his lazy colony?
“Honey doesn’t grow on trees!”
eliochel
Jun 16, 20221 min read
How did the students do on their honey project?
They all got bees.
eliochel
Jun 15, 20221 min read
Why don’t non-beekeepers laugh when they hear bee puns?
They don’t get what all the buzz is about.
eliochel
Jun 14, 20221 min read
What is the most common complaint otologists hear from beekeepers?
Buzzing in their ears.
eliochel
Jun 13, 20221 min read
Why did the bee go to the blood bank?
She heard they needed type bee blood.
eliochel
Jun 12, 20221 min read
Why do puns come so easily to a comedian bee at an improv mike?
She’s just winging it.
eliochel
Jun 11, 20221 min read
What do bees use the phone for?
To say hi to their honey.
eliochel
Jun 10, 20221 min read
What do bees never forget to bring to the beach?
Their frisbees.
eliochel
Jun 9, 20221 min read
Why did the bee get a promotion at work?
Because she always kept so buzzy on the job.
eliochel
Jun 8, 20221 min read
What is the most common bee blood type?
Bee positive!
eliochel
Jun 7, 20221 min read
Why was the beekeeper asked to move his business out of city limits?
Because he was creating quite a buzz about town!
eliochel
Jun 6, 20221 min read
Why are drones not invited to hive parties?
No one wants to listen to them drone on and on.
eliochel
Jun 5, 20221 min read
Another book never written:
“A Flower’s Life” by Paul Innate.
eliochel
Jun 3, 20221 min read
What did the drone say to the queen bee?
"I can’t help pollen in love with you!"
eliochel
Jun 3, 20221 min read
“Waiter, waiter! There’s a bee in my soup!” Waiter's response:
“Yes sir, it is the fly’s day off.”
eliochel
Jun 3, 20221 min read
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?
June know any good bee jokes?
eliochel
Jun 1, 20221 min read
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