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eliochel
May 13, 20221 min read
What did the bee say to the other bee in the desert?
Swarm here isn't it!
eliochel
May 12, 20221 min read
How are Bees like tigers?
They’re beautiful and striped, but you will regret getting too close.
eliochel
May 11, 20221 min read
What do bees chew?
Bumble gum.
eliochel
May 10, 20221 min read
What type of haircuts do bees prefer?
Buzz cuts.
eliochel
May 9, 20221 min read
What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet?
A bee on an airplane.
eliochel
May 8, 20221 min read
What’s a bee’s favorite Disney movie?
Beauty And The Bees.
eliochel
May 7, 20221 min read
Q: What did the bee say to the other bee in the desert?
Swarm here isn't it!
eliochel
May 6, 20221 min read
Why are ‘A’s like flowers?
Because bees come after them.
eliochel
May 5, 20221 min read
A beekeeper got a haircut.
(Thankfully, no honey bees were injured in making this clip.)
eliochel
May 4, 20221 min read
What animals are smarter than talking parrots?
Spelling bees.
eliochel
May 3, 20221 min read
What kind of bee is born in the spring?
A May bee. Or a May bee not.
eliochel
May 2, 20221 min read
Why do bees become indecisive after April 30th?
They become maybees.
eliochel
May 1, 20221 min read
40. Why did the bee cross the road?
Just bee-cause.
eliochel
Apr 30, 20221 min read
What is the favorite Beatles song of young bees?
'Let it Bee'.
eliochel
Apr 29, 20221 min read
Why did the man always buy honey from the same family of bees?
That's because the bees always gave him their swarm wishes.
eliochel
Apr 28, 20221 min read
What is a swarm of really small queen bees called?
The royal wee.
eliochel
Apr 27, 20221 min read
Why should you never play hide and seek with the swarm?
Because they will always wind up bee-hind you.
eliochel
Apr 26, 20221 min read
Where do bees sit?
On their bee-hinds.
eliochel
Apr 25, 20221 min read
What do bees do when their friends move into a new hive?
They throw them a house swarming party.
eliochel
Apr 24, 20221 min read
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