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Why does a beekeeper prefer to hire helpers with tattoos?
They clearly have no issues with pain or commitment.
eliochel
Jul 20, 20221 min read
What do bees call queen bee food when it has spoiled ?
Royal smelly.
eliochel
Jul 19, 20221 min read
When are beekeepers accused of being social climbers?
When they go up a ladder to collect 10,000 bees in a swarm.
eliochel
Jul 18, 20221 min read
Who are the only people for whom smoking is recommended?
Beekeepers, of course!
eliochel
Jul 17, 20221 min read
Why did the bees picket the airlines?
For frequent flier miles!
eliochel
Jul 16, 20221 min read
eliochel
Jul 15, 20221 min read
Why did the beekeeper name his queens after celebrities?
To impress people when telling who he worked with.
eliochel
Jul 14, 20221 min read
Why did the beekeeper not get hurt falling down from a 30-foot ladder?
She was on the third step.
eliochel
Jul 13, 20221 min read
Why did the student bee fail art class?
She could only draw beelines.
eliochel
Jul 12, 20221 min read
What blood type do beekeepers never have?
Bee negative.
eliochel
Jul 11, 20221 min read
How can you predict if someone will be a good beekeeper?
He or she always has a Plan Bee.
eliochel
Jul 10, 20221 min read
What did the drone say to the queen bee?
Hive never felt this way bee-fore.
eliochel
Jul 9, 20221 min read
What do you say to an interfering bee?
Mind your own beeswax!
eliochel
Jul 8, 20221 min read
What does it mean when a beekeeper’s house is clean?
The weather is too poor for her to get in the hives.
eliochel
Jul 8, 20221 min read
Why did the beekeeper die for lack of a transfusion?
No one knew his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "bee positive," but it's hard without him.
eliochel
Jul 8, 20221 min read
How does a bee maintain its individuality while also being a member of a hive?
The bee “just has to bee itself.”
eliochel
Jul 5, 20221 min read
What was the beehive robber’s excuse?
The sign said "Watch for bees" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade."
eliochel
Jul 4, 20221 min read
What’s a happy bee’s blood type?
Bee positive!
eliochel
Jul 4, 20221 min read
What did beekeepers think of the bee puns the comedian came up with?
They weren't too shab-bee.
eliochel
Jul 4, 20221 min read
What did the bee say after she rode on a roller coaster?
"Hive never felt like this bee-fore."
eliochel
Jul 4, 20221 min read
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