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What did the bee say to the flower?
Hey, bud!
eliochel
Sep 19, 20221 min read
What did the first bee to try a flower think of it?
It was beyond bee leaf!
eliochel
Sep 19, 20221 min read
Did you hear about the bee that became a russian spy?
She always was a cagey bee.
eliochel
Sep 19, 20221 min read
What do young bees ask their parents when on family trips?
Are we there yet? You know, we could have flown!
eliochel
Sep 19, 20221 min read
What is easy about spelling bees?
B E E S. Simple!
eliochel
Sep 13, 20221 min read
Where do bees stay while on vacation?
Air Bee and Bee.
eliochel
Sep 12, 20221 min read
What did the film critic say about the Bee movie?
It was good insect-ions.
eliochel
Sep 12, 20221 min read
Why does a bee buzz?
You would too if someone stole your honey and nectar!
eliochel
Sep 10, 20221 min read
Why are bees good at job interviews?
Because they know all of the buzz-words.
eliochel
Sep 9, 20221 min read
Why couldn't the bee reach anyone when she phoned home?
She got a buzzy signal.
eliochel
Sep 8, 20221 min read
What do you call a bee that needs a drink?
Bee-hydrated.
eliochel
Sep 8, 20221 min read
What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course?
"It’s on the sylla-buzz."
eliochel
Sep 7, 20221 min read
Why do bee puns hurt? They sting you in the funny bone.
They sting you in the funny bone.
eliochel
Sep 7, 20221 min read
What’s a bumblebee’s favorite wing sauce?
Pollenesian.
eliochel
Sep 7, 20221 min read
eliochel
Sep 7, 20221 min read
What do you call a bee that falls down a hill?
A tumble bee.
eliochel
Sep 7, 20221 min read
Why did the bee deliver a cold pizza to the apartment building?
She didn’t know where to buzz in.
eliochel
Sep 7, 20221 min read
Where do bees go to swim?
To the bee-ch!
eliochel
Sep 7, 20221 min read
Why do lifeguards scold bees?
Bees usually hive in the pool. The lifeguards can’t stop bees from hiving in the pool.
eliochel
Aug 31, 20221 min read
What did the bee say when claiming her innocence?
I don’t hive a clue!
eliochel
Aug 30, 20221 min read
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