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eliochel
Jul 29, 20221 min read
What did the wise beekeeper say?
Nothing, he only listened.
eliochel
Jul 28, 20221 min read
What did the wise beekeeper say?
Nothing, he only listened.
eliochel
Jul 27, 20221 min read
Why are beekeepers happiest in their hives?
Beekeepers like everything to bee about them.
eliochel
Jul 26, 20221 min read
Why does law enforcement avoid arresting old beekeepers?
Life imprisonment is not that much of a deterrent anymore.
eliochel
Jul 24, 20221 min read
What do you call a bee that needs a drink?
Bee-hydrated.
eliochel
Jul 24, 20221 min read
When do you realize that a beekeeper’s story does not have a happy ending?
After the beekeeper admits being unprepared, and says "And then things got worse."
eliochel
Jul 24, 20221 min read
When asking a beekeeper for advice, if the answer starts “It depends . .” , what time is it?
It’s a good time to escape.
eliochel
Jul 23, 20221 min read
Why does a beekeeper’s resume get lots of interviews and fast?
Employers are impressed by “100,000s of potential references, works well with crowds.’
eliochel
Jul 22, 20221 min read
Why did her facebook friends call the bee keeper a liar?
She claimed to have over 100,000 followers/friends.
eliochel
Jul 21, 20221 min read
Why does a beekeeper prefer to hire helpers with tattoos?
They clearly have no issues with pain or commitment.
eliochel
Jul 20, 20221 min read
What do bees call queen bee food when it has spoiled ?
Royal smelly.
eliochel
Jul 19, 20221 min read
When are beekeepers accused of being social climbers?
When they go up a ladder to collect 10,000 bees in a swarm.
eliochel
Jul 18, 20221 min read
Who are the only people for whom smoking is recommended?
Beekeepers, of course!
eliochel
Jul 17, 20221 min read
Why did the bees picket the airlines?
For frequent flier miles!
eliochel
Jul 16, 20221 min read
eliochel
Jul 15, 20221 min read
Why did the beekeeper name his queens after celebrities?
To impress people when telling who he worked with.
eliochel
Jul 14, 20221 min read
Why did the beekeeper not get hurt falling down from a 30-foot ladder?
She was on the third step.
eliochel
Jul 13, 20221 min read
Why did the student bee fail art class?
She could only draw beelines.
eliochel
Jul 12, 20221 min read
What blood type do beekeepers never have?
Bee negative.
eliochel
Jul 11, 20221 min read
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