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Have you heard about the bee that just could not stop eating?
She became a little chub-bee.
eliochel
Feb 121 min read
What do bees like with their sushi?
Wasa-bee!
eliochel
Feb 111 min read
What is a bee's favorite part of a relationship?
The honeymoon.
eliochel
Feb 101 min read
eliochel
Feb 91 min read
What's a bee's favorite novel?
A: The Great Gats-bee!
eliochel
Feb 81 min read
Why was the beekeeper labeled a domestic terrorist?
For raising and sending veiled threats.
eliochel
Feb 71 min read
eliochel
Feb 61 min read
Surgeon General’s Warning (for bees):
Too much smoking is bad for your hive health!
eliochel
Feb 51 min read
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey!
eliochel
Feb 41 min read
What do bee police like most about their jobs?
Sting operations.
eliochel
Feb 31 min read
What did the returning forager say to the receiver bee?
“I’ve ‘pollen’ and can’t get up!”
eliochel
Feb 21 min read
eliochel
Feb 11 min read
Q: What dance music do bees request most?
A: Rum-buzz.
eliochel
Jan 311 min read
Q: What kind of bee is difficult to understand?
A: A mumble bee!
eliochel
Jan 301 min read
Why are American beehives the most technologically advanced?
A: Because they are filled with US Bees!
eliochel
Jan 291 min read
Q: Why did the beekeeper get investigated by the FBI?
A: For buying and selling nucs.
eliochel
Jan 281 min read
Q: Did you hear about the most popular bee in school?
A: A spelling bee
eliochel
Jan 271 min read
Q: What did one bee say to the queen bee?
A: You’re so bee-you-tiful!
eliochel
Jan 261 min read
Q: What do you call a wasp hanging around a beehive?
A: A wanna-bee!
eliochel
Jan 251 min read
If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?
Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
eliochel
Jan 241 min read
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