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Why was the bee wearing wet shoes?
She just flew in from California and forgot to pack her rain boots.
eliochel
Dec 3, 20221 min read
The bee allergy story:
Pat and Mike are ordering in a restaurant. Pat: I'll have the salad, no nuts please. Waiter: Certainly. Mike: The menu didn't mention...
eliochel
Dec 2, 20221 min read
What goes thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, squish, thump, thump, thump,thump, thump, squish . . .?
A bee with one wet shoe.
eliochel
Dec 2, 20221 min read
Why do you not pay for a swarm that lands in your yard?
When they flew away from the parent hive, they became "free bees."
eliochel
Dec 1, 20221 min read
What do the Jedi say in the honey bee adaptation of Star Wars?
"May the Flow be with you!" or "Go with the Flow!"
eliochel
Nov 30, 20221 min read
If people watch "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?" what do bees watch?
"Willy Bee and the Honey Factory."
eliochel
Nov 29, 20221 min read
How do you know beekeeping is taken very seriously in Britain?
They are saying or even shouting "God Save the Queen!"
eliochel
Nov 28, 20221 min read
Many businesses have honey bees kept on their property but not hospitals. Why not hospitals?
They don't want hives.
eliochel
Nov 27, 20221 min read
eliochel
Nov 26, 20221 min read
Why does a bee optometrist need to know the alphabet?
How else could he test a bee's vision and know that "ABC"s?
eliochel
Nov 25, 20221 min read
We know that WASBA supports democracy just by looking at the member club list. How?
They got SnoKing ("gots no king").
eliochel
Nov 25, 20221 min read
Why does the military go on alert when tired male bees return to the hive and try to land?
There is a possibility of drone strikes!
eliochel
Nov 25, 20221 min read
When hivemates meet, how does a bee ask "How's it going?"
"What's the buzz?"
eliochel
Nov 25, 20221 min read
What does a bee activist say?
Bee the change you want to see.
eliochel
Nov 20, 20221 min read
What did the grouchy bee say?
Go away, I want to bee alone.
eliochel
Nov 19, 20221 min read
Worse yet drone pick up line:
Here’s my number. Give me a buzz and I’ll bee yours.
eliochel
Nov 17, 20221 min read
Another bad drone pic up line:
Honey, I’m stuck on you.
eliochel
Nov 15, 20221 min read
What did the bear say when the beekeeper chased him away before he could get to all the hives?
That was not all it’s cracked up to bee.
eliochel
Nov 13, 20221 min read
What did the bee say when the wasp sneaked into the hive disguised as a bee?
"Appearances can bee deceiving."
eliochel
Nov 11, 20221 min read
What is the bee's favorite soliloquy from Shakespeare?
"To bee, or not to bee . . ."
eliochel
Nov 10, 20221 min read
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