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What is a bee's favorite Disney animated movie?
Dumbo. They like to sing along to "You can fly, you can fly, you can fly!"
eliochel
Dec 15, 20221 min read
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"I met a worker bee with a wooden leg named Steve." "How's that possible if all workers are female?"
Oh, the bee's name was Alice.
eliochel
Dec 14, 20221 min read
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How do beekeepers easily get married?
The first time s/he takes a date to see the hives, the date knows they've found a keeper!
eliochel
Dec 13, 20221 min read
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Beekeeper accused of crime submitted her hive log as her alibi. Why did the judge not accept it ?
The judge saw that one of the winter log pages was a wrap sheet.
eliochel
Dec 12, 20221 min read
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Mail carrier to trainee: What's the difference between a beehive and a mailbox? Trainee: Don't know.
Mail carrier: You will only check a beehive for mail once!
eliochel
Dec 11, 20221 min read
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What's the difference between a beehive and a mailbox?
You don't know! I'm not sending you to mail a letter!
eliochel
Dec 10, 20221 min read
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Why do bees entering military service always volunteer for the Army?
So they can "Bee all they can Bee"!
eliochel
Dec 9, 20221 min read
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Did you hear about the beekeeper shut down for illegal discriminatory practices?
She used a queen excluder!
eliochel
Dec 8, 20221 min read
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Why did the beekeeper paint mark all his bees red?
So they would fly faster and make more honey. Everything red is faster, right?
eliochel
Dec 7, 20221 min read
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Did you hear about the Bee Space Program?
It's based on 1/4 to 5/8 inch.
eliochel
Dec 6, 20221 min read
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Why did the queen bee wear blue tennis sneakers?
Her blue ones were in the wash.
eliochel
Dec 5, 20221 min read
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Why did the queen bee wear red tennis sneakers?
To hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen a queen bee in a cherry tree? It works, doesn't it!
eliochel
Dec 4, 20221 min read
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Why was the bee wearing wet shoes?
She just flew in from California and forgot to pack her rain boots.
eliochel
Dec 3, 20221 min read
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The bee allergy story:
Pat and Mike are ordering in a restaurant. Pat: I'll have the salad, no nuts please. Waiter: Certainly. Mike: The menu didn't mention...
eliochel
Dec 2, 20221 min read
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What goes thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, squish, thump, thump, thump,thump, thump, squish . . .?
A bee with one wet shoe.
eliochel
Dec 2, 20221 min read
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Why do you not pay for a swarm that lands in your yard?
When they flew away from the parent hive, they became "free bees."
eliochel
Dec 1, 20221 min read
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What do the Jedi say in the honey bee adaptation of Star Wars?
"May the Flow be with you!" or "Go with the Flow!"
eliochel
Nov 30, 20221 min read
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If people watch "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?" what do bees watch?
"Willy Bee and the Honey Factory."
eliochel
Nov 29, 20221 min read
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How do you know beekeeping is taken very seriously in Britain?
They are saying or even shouting "God Save the Queen!"
eliochel
Nov 28, 20221 min read
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Many businesses have honey bees kept on their property but not hospitals. Why not hospitals?
They don't want hives.
eliochel
Nov 27, 20221 min read
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