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What is a bee's favorite part of a relationship?
The honeymoon.
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Feb 10, 20221 min read
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Feb 9, 20221 min read
What's a bee's favorite novel?
A: The Great Gats-bee!
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Feb 8, 20221 min read
Why was the beekeeper labeled a domestic terrorist?
For raising and sending veiled threats.
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Feb 7, 20221 min read
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Feb 6, 20221 min read
Surgeon General’s Warning (for bees):
Too much smoking is bad for your hive health!
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Feb 5, 20221 min read
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey!
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Feb 4, 20221 min read
What do bee police like most about their jobs?
Sting operations.
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Feb 3, 20221 min read
What did the returning forager say to the receiver bee?
“I’ve ‘pollen’ and can’t get up!”
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Feb 2, 20221 min read
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Feb 1, 20221 min read
Q: What dance music do bees request most?
A: Rum-buzz.
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Jan 31, 20221 min read
Q: What kind of bee is difficult to understand?
A: A mumble bee!
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Jan 30, 20221 min read
Why are American beehives the most technologically advanced?
A: Because they are filled with US Bees!
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Jan 29, 20221 min read
Q: Why did the beekeeper get investigated by the FBI?
A: For buying and selling nucs.
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Jan 28, 20221 min read
Q: Did you hear about the most popular bee in school?
A: A spelling bee
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Jan 27, 20221 min read
Q: What did one bee say to the queen bee?
A: You’re so bee-you-tiful!
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Jan 26, 20221 min read
Q: What do you call a wasp hanging around a beehive?
A: A wanna-bee!
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Jan 25, 20221 min read
Q: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?
A: Neigh buzz
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Jan 24, 20221 min read
Q: Why did the bee go to the barbershop?
To get a buzz-cut.
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Jan 23, 20221 min read
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