BeeJokes | SnoKing Beekeepers Association

What's more dangerous than being with a fool?

Fooling with a bee!

eliochel

Mar 21, 20221 min read

What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

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Mar 20, 20221 min read

What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

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Mar 19, 20221 min read

What do you call a bee you can't share secrets with?

Blab-bee.

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Mar 18, 20221 min read

Who was the first bee to find America?

Christopher Colum-buzz.

eliochel

Mar 17, 20221 min read

How does a bee get to class?

On the school-buzz.

eliochel

Mar 16, 20221 min read

What are a bees favorite geometric shapes?

A rhom-buzz, of course.

eliochel

Mar 15, 20221 min read

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

eliochel

Mar 14, 20221 min read

What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day?

A Frisbee.

eliochel

Mar 13, 20221 min read

What did the aspiring actor bee say?

To bee or not to bee! That is the question.

eliochel

Mar 12, 20221 min read

What do you describe a bee single-handedly defending her colony from a wasp attack?

Not too shab-bee!

eliochel

Mar 11, 20221 min read

Below are the three unwritten rules of beekeeping:

1. 2. 3.

eliochel

Mar 10, 20221 min read

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey!

eliochel

Mar 9, 20221 min read

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?

A fumble bee.

eliochel

Mar 8, 20221 min read

Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

eliochel

Mar 7, 20221 min read

What do you call a bee that prefers nectar to pollen?

Snob-Bee.

eliochel

Mar 6, 20221 min read

How do worker bees help a queen bee get around her hive?

She's throne!

eliochel

Mar 5, 20221 min read

Did you hear about the bee that was overweight?

It had chub-bee legs and a flab-bee stinger.

eliochel

Mar 4, 20221 min read

What did one bee say to her friend?

I love bee-ing with you, honey!

eliochel

Mar 3, 20221 min read

Why do mosquitos prefer to bite certain beekeepers?

Because they have Type Bee blood.

eliochel

Mar 2, 20221 min read

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What's more dangerous than being with a fool?

What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

What's a bee-line?

What do you call a bee you can't share secrets with?

Who was the first bee to find America?

How does a bee get to class?

What are a bees favorite geometric shapes?

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day?

What did the aspiring actor bee say?

What do you describe a bee single-handedly defending her colony from a wasp attack?

Below are the three unwritten rules of beekeeping:

What did the bee say to the flower?

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?

Why do bees hum?

What do you call a bee that prefers nectar to pollen?

How do worker bees help a queen bee get around her hive?

Did you hear about the bee that was overweight?

What did one bee say to her friend?

Why do mosquitos prefer to bite certain beekeepers?

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