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How did the students do on their honey project?
They all got bees.
eliochel
Jun 151 min read
What do bees use the phone for?
To say hi to their honey.
eliochel
Jun 141 min read
Why don’t non-beekeepers laugh when they hear bee puns?
They don’t get what all the buzz is about.
eliochel
Jun 141 min read
What is the most common complaint otologists hear from beekeepers?
Buzzing in their ears.
eliochel
Jun 131 min read
Why did the bee go to the blood bank?
She heard they needed type bee blood.
eliochel
Jun 121 min read
Why do puns come so easily to a comedian bee at an improv mike?
She’s just winging it.
eliochel
Jun 111 min read
What is the most common bee blood type?
Bee positive!
eliochel
Jun 111 min read
What do bees use the phone for?
To say hi to their honey.
eliochel
Jun 101 min read
What do bees never forget to bring to the beach?
Their frisbees.
eliochel
Jun 91 min read
Why did the bee get a promotion at work?
Because she always kept so buzzy on the job.
eliochel
Jun 81 min read
What is the most common bee blood type?
Bee positive!
eliochel
Jun 71 min read
Why was the beekeeper asked to move his business out of city limits?
Because he was creating quite a buzz about town!
eliochel
Jun 61 min read
Why was the beekeeper asked to move his business out of city limits?
Because he was creating quite a buzz about town!
eliochel
Jun 61 min read
Why are drones not invited to hive parties?
No one wants to listen to them drone on and on.
eliochel
Jun 51 min read
Another book never written:
“A Flower’s Life” by Paul Innate.
eliochel
Jun 41 min read
Another book never written:
“A Flower’s Life” by Paul Innate.
eliochel
Jun 31 min read
Copy of What did the drone say to the queen bee?
"I can’t help pollen in love with you!"
eliochel
Jun 31 min read
“Waiter, waiter! There’s a bee in my soup!” Waiter's response:
“Yes sir, it is the fly’s day off.”
eliochel
Jun 21 min read
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?
June know any good bee jokes?
eliochel
Jun 11 min read
What does a bee wear to the beach?
A bee-kini.
eliochel
May 311 min read
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