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What's a poor pickup line used by a drone trying to attract the queen's attention?
You’re sweeter than honey.
eliochel
Oct 14, 20221 min read
Why wouldn’t the bee wake up?
It was in a honey coma.
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Oct 13, 20221 min read
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Oct 10, 20221 min read
Why is it no fun to play games with bees?
They are hard to bee-t.
eliochel
Oct 8, 20221 min read
Why did the formation of helicopters get confused when a bee flew ahead of them?
Because the lead helicopter was then beehind.
eliochel
Oct 7, 20221 min read
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Oct 6, 20221 min read
What is the difference between a bee from the UK and a bee from the US?
A UK bee carries pollen, a USB carries data.
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Oct 5, 20221 min read
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Oct 4, 20221 min read
How do bees gain entrance to their hive without using keys?
They are buzzed in.
eliochel
Oct 4, 20221 min read
What is the bee called that takes responsibility for the other bees at the end of an evening out?
The designated Dr-Hiver.
eliochel
Oct 4, 20221 min read
What kind of bees live in graveyards?
Zombees. OK, we’re pollen your leg.
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Oct 4, 20221 min read
What do you call a completely white bee?
An Albeeno.
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Oct 1, 20221 min read
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Sep 30, 20221 min read
What do you call a person who studies bees?
A Bee-ologist.
eliochel
Sep 29, 20221 min read
What are the Two Laws of Beekeeping?
The First Law of Beekeeping: For every beekeeping idea, there exists an equal and opposite idea. The Second Law of Beekeeping: ...
eliochel
Sep 28, 20221 min read
When Langstroth invented the modern beehive, what were beekeepers called who said it wouldn't work?
Skep-tics.
eliochel
Sep 27, 20221 min read
What TV channel do Canadian bees watch?
See, bee, see!
eliochel
Sep 26, 20221 min read
What does a honey bee never like to see in her wardrobe?
Little yellow jackets.
eliochel
Sep 25, 20221 min read
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