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What type of online articles do bees read?

BuzzFeed.

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Oct 4, 20221 min read

How do bees gain entrance to their hive without using keys?

They are buzzed in.

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Oct 4, 20221 min read

What is the bee called that takes responsibility for the other bees at the end of an evening out?

The designated Dr-Hiver.

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Oct 4, 20221 min read

What kind of bees live in graveyards?

Zombees. OK, we’re pollen your leg.

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Oct 4, 20221 min read

What do you call a completely white bee?

An Albeeno.

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Oct 1, 20221 min read

What is it called when beekeepers exaggerate their successes?

Blowing smoke.

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Sep 30, 20221 min read

What do you call a person who studies bees?

A Bee-ologist.

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Sep 29, 20221 min read

What are the Two Laws of Beekeeping?

The First Law of Beekeeping: For every beekeeping idea, there exists an equal and opposite idea. The Second Law of Beekeeping: ...

eliochel

Sep 28, 20221 min read

When Langstroth invented the modern beehive, what were beekeepers called who said it wouldn't work?

Skep-tics.

eliochel

Sep 27, 20221 min read

What TV channel do Canadian bees watch?

See, bee, see!

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Sep 26, 20221 min read

What does a honey bee never like to see in her wardrobe?

Little yellow jackets.

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Sep 25, 20221 min read

Why did the workers kick out all the male bees?

Well, it was fall. And the males were droning on and on.

eliochel

Sep 24, 20221 min read

Where do bees keep their old hives?

In a wax museum.

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Sep 23, 20221 min read

Where is a flea that rides a bee that is sitting on a racing dog?

The flea is on a greyhound buzz.

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Sep 22, 20221 min read

How does having beehives improve your personal relationships?

Everyone knows you are a keeper.

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Sep 21, 20221 min read

Who do you call a bee who writes legislation?

A pollentician.

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Sep 20, 20221 min read

Some bees fly into a pub and land on the bar. How much did they drink?

“Just enough to get a buzz on."

eliochel

Sep 19, 20221 min read

What song was playing as the bee left the bar?

"Don’t Stop Believin’."

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Sep 19, 20221 min read

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hey, bud!

eliochel

Sep 19, 20221 min read

What did the first bee to try a flower think of it?

It was beyond bee leaf!

eliochel

Sep 19, 20221 min read

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What type of online articles do bees read?

How do bees gain entrance to their hive without using keys?

What is the bee called that takes responsibility for the other bees at the end of an evening out?

What kind of bees live in graveyards?

What do you call a completely white bee?

What is it called when beekeepers exaggerate their successes?

What do you call a person who studies bees?

What are the Two Laws of Beekeeping?

When Langstroth invented the modern beehive, what were beekeepers called who said it wouldn't work?

What TV channel do Canadian bees watch?

What does a honey bee never like to see in her wardrobe?

Why did the workers kick out all the male bees?

Where do bees keep their old hives?

Where is a flea that rides a bee that is sitting on a racing dog?

How does having beehives improve your personal relationships?

Who do you call a bee who writes legislation?

Some bees fly into a pub and land on the bar. How much did they drink?

What song was playing as the bee left the bar?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What did the first bee to try a flower think of it?

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