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eliochel
Nov 26, 20221 min read
Why does a bee optometrist need to know the alphabet?
How else could he test a bee's vision and know that "ABC"s?
eliochel
Nov 25, 20221 min read
We know that WASBA supports democracy just by looking at the member club list. How?
They got SnoKing ("gots no king").
eliochel
Nov 25, 20221 min read
Why does the military go on alert when tired male bees return to the hive and try to land?
There is a possibility of drone strikes!
eliochel
Nov 25, 20221 min read
When hivemates meet, how does a bee ask "How's it going?"
"What's the buzz?"
eliochel
Nov 25, 20221 min read
What does a bee activist say?
Bee the change you want to see.
eliochel
Nov 20, 20221 min read
What did the grouchy bee say?
Go away, I want to bee alone.
eliochel
Nov 19, 20221 min read
Worse yet drone pick up line:
Here’s my number. Give me a buzz and I’ll bee yours.
eliochel
Nov 17, 20221 min read
Another bad drone pic up line:
Honey, I’m stuck on you.
eliochel
Nov 15, 20221 min read
What did the bear say when the beekeeper chased him away before he could get to all the hives?
That was not all it’s cracked up to bee.
eliochel
Nov 13, 20221 min read
What did the bee say when the wasp sneaked into the hive disguised as a bee?
"Appearances can bee deceiving."
eliochel
Nov 11, 20221 min read
What is the bee's favorite soliloquy from Shakespeare?
"To bee, or not to bee . . ."
eliochel
Nov 10, 20221 min read
eliochel
Nov 9, 20221 min read
What was the bee’s excuse when coming home with nothing after a spider kicked him off the flower?
It was a cross pollination!
eliochel
Nov 7, 20221 min read
eliochel
Nov 6, 20221 min read
What do you call a beekeeper who patrols the apiary, looking for and shooting down male bees?
The Drone Ranger.
eliochel
Nov 5, 20221 min read
Q: What do you get on the off chance that you cross a honey bee with an entryway chime?
A hum-dinger!
eliochel
Nov 4, 20221 min read
Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?…
Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about bees.
eliochel
Nov 3, 20221 min read
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?…
Noah good joke about bees?
eliochel
Nov 2, 20221 min read
I asked an old beekeeper calling his spouse "honey", "sweetie", and "sugar" how to keep love alive.
He said "Actually, I forgot her name years ago, and I've been afraid to ask."
eliochel
Nov 1, 20221 min read
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