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eliochel
Oct 24, 20221 min read
Why did the beekeeper say her pet bee never bothered guests?
“She is very well bee-hived.”
eliochel
Oct 23, 20221 min read
Why did the beekeeper complain his parents never talked with him about "the birds and the bees"?
When it came down to doing it, he had no idea how to extract honey from a beehive
eliochel
Oct 22, 20221 min read
eliochel
Oct 21, 20221 min read
Did you know that honey bees can fly higher than Mount Everest?
Kinda obvious, considering mount Everest can't fly.
eliochel
Oct 20, 20221 min read
Ever heard of the bee who couldn't focus?
He had ADHBee.
eliochel
Oct 19, 20221 min read
Just as elephants have a warning call when encountering bees, humans have one, too. What is it?
“BEES!”
eliochel
Oct 18, 20221 min read
What do you call a Bee hive with no exits?
Un-bee-leave-able.
eliochel
Oct 17, 20221 min read
What’s a bee’s favorite haircut?
A buzzcut.
eliochel
Oct 16, 20221 min read
Why do bees have a hard time writing with action verbs?
They only exist in a state of bee-ing.
eliochel
Oct 15, 20221 min read
eliochel
Oct 14, 20221 min read
What's a poor pickup line used by a drone trying to attract the queen's attention?
You’re sweeter than honey.
eliochel
Oct 14, 20221 min read
Why wouldn’t the bee wake up?
It was in a honey coma.
eliochel
Oct 13, 20221 min read
eliochel
Oct 12, 20221 min read
eliochel
Oct 11, 20221 min read
eliochel
Oct 10, 20221 min read
Why is it no fun to play games with bees?
They are hard to bee-t.
eliochel
Oct 8, 20221 min read
Why did the formation of helicopters get confused when a bee flew ahead of them?
Because the lead helicopter was then beehind.
eliochel
Oct 7, 20221 min read
eliochel
Oct 6, 20221 min read
What is the difference between a bee from the UK and a bee from the US?
A UK bee carries pollen, a USB carries data.
eliochel
Oct 5, 20221 min read
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