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Did you hear about the bee that was overweight?
It had chub-bee legs and a flab-bee stinger.
eliochel
Mar 4, 20221 min read
What did one bee say to her friend?
I love bee-ing with you, honey!
eliochel
Mar 3, 20221 min read
Why do mosquitos prefer to bite certain beekeepers?
Because they have Type Bee blood.
eliochel
Mar 2, 20221 min read
eliochel
Mar 1, 20221 min read
What did the one bee in the tavern say to the other bees?
It’s time to fly home because I have a buzz on.
eliochel
Mar 1, 20221 min read
Why was the drone’s surgery canceled?
It was for a sting operation.
eliochel
Feb 28, 20221 min read
eliochel
Feb 27, 20221 min read
Why do bees stay in the hive in winter?
Hotels cost too much.
eliochel
Feb 26, 20221 min read
Why did the beekeeper not trust her doctor any more?
Because the doctor was always telling her to stop smoking, but she kept getting stung!
eliochel
Feb 25, 20221 min read
: How does a queen bee get around her hive?
She's throne!
eliochel
Feb 24, 20221 min read
Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?
She issues a royal pardon!
eliochel
Feb 23, 20221 min read
What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?
An animal that stinks and stings!
eliochel
Feb 22, 20221 min read
3. What did the teacher say to the naughty bee?
Beehive yourself.
eliochel
Feb 21, 20221 min read
Where do bees keep their savings?
In a honey box.
eliochel
Feb 20, 20221 min read
What did the drone say to the queen bee?
You're so bee-tiful! Will you bee my wife?
eliochel
Feb 19, 20221 min read
Why was the bee was fired from the barbershop?
Because the only thing she could do was give a buzz-cut.
eliochel
Feb 18, 20221 min read
eliochel
Feb 17, 20221 min read
How many bees do you need in a bee choir?
A humdred!
eliochel
Feb 16, 20221 min read
Who protects the Queen Bee?
Her Hub-bee.
eliochel
Feb 15, 20221 min read
What do bees write in their Valentine cards?
Honey bee mine.
eliochel
Feb 14, 20221 min read
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