Clearly pounds and ounces aren't going to work, so we have to go metric. A single bee weighs 121 mg, about 1/10 of a gram.

UV, because bees can locate the sun even through the clouds on an overcast day and use that for navigation. Also, because flowers that...

2 compound eyes, 3 simple eyes (ocelli), but each of the compound eyes has 1000s of ommatidia. According to "Honeymaker: How the Honey...

A man is driving down the road and runs out of gas. Then, a friendly bee flies in the window. The bee says, 'What seems to be the...

#1 says "that’s a bee." #2 says "no, it’s not, that’s an idiot." #1 gives in and says "You are right. That’s an idiot." Then both...

A doctor tells a woman she has only half a year to live. "Oh, doctor, what should I do?" she asks. The doctor advises her to marry a...

It’s the first day of bee kindergarten. The bees are all buzzing. Teacher : Be silent!!!!! What’s your name? Bee : eee

California started requiring beekeepers to carry beekeeper identification papers, to reduce bee rustling (theft) and beekeepers avoiding...

A young man shows up for his first day working for an old beekeeper. The old-timer tells him to paint a stack of hive boxes. The young...

A beekeeper decides to go back to school, so she signs up for classes at the college. In her first class, the professor says, “Some of...

An English kid and a Russian kid are inspecting a beehive. The English kid points and says "See that one? We call that the Queen because...

Ho hum hum!

Mabel lived in town and kept bees in the backyard. It was legal to keep bees inside the city limits, but she kept them hidden. She felt...

Of, course! A Lamborghini can't fly.

Nothing, bees don’t live that long.

A "maybee".

We have been framed!

They both have foundation.

They are both often found in frames.

The "wrap-up".