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Did you hear about the beekeeper shut down for illegal discriminatory practices?
She used a queen excluder!
eliochel
Dec 8, 20221 min read
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Why did the beekeeper paint mark all his bees red?
So they would fly faster and make more honey. Everything red is faster, right?
eliochel
Dec 7, 20221 min read
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Did you hear about the Bee Space Program?
It's based on 1/4 to 5/8 inch.
eliochel
Dec 6, 20221 min read
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Why did the queen bee wear blue tennis sneakers?
Her blue ones were in the wash.
eliochel
Dec 5, 20221 min read
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Why did the queen bee wear red tennis sneakers?
To hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen a queen bee in a cherry tree? It works, doesn't it!
eliochel
Dec 4, 20221 min read
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Why was the bee wearing wet shoes?
She just flew in from California and forgot to pack her rain boots.
eliochel
Dec 3, 20221 min read
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The bee allergy story:
Pat and Mike are ordering in a restaurant. Pat: I'll have the salad, no nuts please. Waiter: Certainly. Mike: The menu didn't mention...
eliochel
Dec 2, 20221 min read
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What goes thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, squish, thump, thump, thump,thump, thump, squish . . .?
A bee with one wet shoe.
eliochel
Dec 2, 20221 min read
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Why do you not pay for a swarm that lands in your yard?
When they flew away from the parent hive, they became "free bees."
eliochel
Dec 1, 20221 min read
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What do the Jedi say in the honey bee adaptation of Star Wars?
"May the Flow be with you!" or "Go with the Flow!"
eliochel
Nov 30, 20221 min read
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If people watch "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?" what do bees watch?
"Willy Bee and the Honey Factory."
eliochel
Nov 29, 20221 min read
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How do you know beekeeping is taken very seriously in Britain?
They are saying or even shouting "God Save the Queen!"
eliochel
Nov 28, 20221 min read
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Many businesses have honey bees kept on their property but not hospitals. Why not hospitals?
They don't want hives.
eliochel
Nov 27, 20221 min read
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eliochel
Nov 26, 20221 min read
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Why does a bee optometrist need to know the alphabet?
How else could he test a bee's vision and know that "ABC"s?
eliochel
Nov 25, 20221 min read
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We know that WASBA supports democracy just by looking at the member club list. How?
They got SnoKing ("gots no king").
eliochel
Nov 25, 20221 min read
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Why does the military go on alert when tired male bees return to the hive and try to land?
There is a possibility of drone strikes!
eliochel
Nov 25, 20221 min read
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When hivemates meet, how does a bee ask "How's it going?"
"What's the buzz?"
eliochel
Nov 25, 20221 min read
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What does a bee activist say?
Bee the change you want to see.
eliochel
Nov 20, 20221 min read
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What did the grouchy bee say?
Go away, I want to bee alone.
eliochel
Nov 19, 20221 min read
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