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Why did the bee start talking poetry?
He was waxing lyrical!
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Apr 7, 20221 min read
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Apr 6, 20221 min read
Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle!
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Apr 4, 20221 min read
Why did Jimmy's parents scream when they saw his grades?
Because he had a bee on his report card!
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Apr 3, 20221 min read
Who is a bee’s favorite children’s author?
Bee-trix Potter.
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Apr 2, 20221 min read
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Apr 1, 20221 min read
What is a bee stylist’s favorite tool?
A honeycomb.
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Mar 31, 20221 min read
Where do worker bees go on holiday?
Stingapore and Bee-jing!
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Mar 30, 20221 min read
Q: What do you call bees buzzing in unison?
Stingalongs.
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Mar 29, 20221 min read
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Mar 28, 20221 min read
Who’s the most famous painter of the bees?
Pablo Bee-casso!
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Mar 27, 20221 min read
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Mar 26, 20221 min read
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Mar 25, 20221 min read
Why did the bee bank robber have to find another line of work?
She kept telling the bank tellers “Your honey or your life!"
eliochel
Mar 24, 20221 min read
If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?
Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
eliochel
Mar 23, 20221 min read
What kind of bee kills a lot of people?
Hepatitis Bee.
eliochel
Mar 22, 20221 min read
What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
Fooling with a bee!
eliochel
Mar 21, 20221 min read
What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A bee in a submarine!
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Mar 20, 20221 min read
What's a bee-line?
The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!
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Mar 19, 20221 min read
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Mar 18, 20221 min read
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