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What do bees use the phone for?
To say hi to their honey.
eliochel
Jun 10, 20221 min read
What do bees never forget to bring to the beach?
Their frisbees.
eliochel
Jun 9, 20221 min read
Why did the bee get a promotion at work?
Because she always kept so buzzy on the job.
eliochel
Jun 8, 20221 min read
What is the most common bee blood type?
Bee positive!
eliochel
Jun 7, 20221 min read
Why was the beekeeper asked to move his business out of city limits?
Because he was creating quite a buzz about town!
eliochel
Jun 6, 20221 min read
Why are drones not invited to hive parties?
No one wants to listen to them drone on and on.
eliochel
Jun 5, 20221 min read
Another book never written:
“A Flower’s Life” by Paul Innate.
eliochel
Jun 3, 20221 min read
What did the drone say to the queen bee?
"I can’t help pollen in love with you!"
eliochel
Jun 3, 20221 min read
“Waiter, waiter! There’s a bee in my soup!” Waiter's response:
“Yes sir, it is the fly’s day off.”
eliochel
Jun 3, 20221 min read
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?
June know any good bee jokes?
eliochel
Jun 1, 20221 min read
What does a bee wear to the beach?
A bee-kini.
eliochel
May 31, 20221 min read
eliochel
May 30, 20221 min read
What do you call a beehive without an exit?
Un bee-leave-able!
eliochel
May 29, 20221 min read
What’s a bee’s favorite novel?
The Great Gats-bee.
eliochel
May 28, 20221 min read
What is big, grey, and has a lot of red bumps?
An elephant that was stung by a bunch of bees.
eliochel
May 27, 20221 min read
eliochel
May 26, 20221 min read
What did the husband bee say to his wife bee on their 30th anniversary?
Nothing, bees don’t live that long.
eliochel
May 25, 20221 min read
What is a bee’s favorite variety of apple?
Honeycrisp!
eliochel
May 24, 20221 min read
eliochel
May 23, 20221 min read
Why did the honey bee queen’s dessert wobble when she tried to eat it?
Because it was royal jelly.
eliochel
May 22, 20221 min read
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