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eliochel
Oct 6, 20221 min read
What is the difference between a bee from the UK and a bee from the US?
A UK bee carries pollen, a USB carries data.
eliochel
Oct 5, 20221 min read
eliochel
Oct 4, 20221 min read
How do bees gain entrance to their hive without using keys?
They are buzzed in.
eliochel
Oct 4, 20221 min read
What is the bee called that takes responsibility for the other bees at the end of an evening out?
The designated Dr-Hiver.
eliochel
Oct 4, 20221 min read
What kind of bees live in graveyards?
Zombees. OK, we’re pollen your leg.
eliochel
Oct 4, 20221 min read
What do you call a completely white bee?
An Albeeno.
eliochel
Oct 1, 20221 min read
eliochel
Sep 30, 20221 min read
What do you call a person who studies bees?
A Bee-ologist.
eliochel
Sep 29, 20221 min read
What are the Two Laws of Beekeeping?
The First Law of Beekeeping: For every beekeeping idea, there exists an equal and opposite idea. The Second Law of Beekeeping: ...
eliochel
Sep 28, 20221 min read
When Langstroth invented the modern beehive, what were beekeepers called who said it wouldn't work?
Skep-tics.
eliochel
Sep 27, 20221 min read
What TV channel do Canadian bees watch?
See, bee, see!
eliochel
Sep 26, 20221 min read
What does a honey bee never like to see in her wardrobe?
Little yellow jackets.
eliochel
Sep 25, 20221 min read
Why did the workers kick out all the male bees?
Well, it was fall. And the males were droning on and on.
eliochel
Sep 24, 20221 min read
Where do bees keep their old hives?
In a wax museum.
eliochel
Sep 23, 20221 min read
Where is a flea that rides a bee that is sitting on a racing dog?
The flea is on a greyhound buzz.
eliochel
Sep 22, 20221 min read
How does having beehives improve your personal relationships?
Everyone knows you are a keeper.
eliochel
Sep 21, 20221 min read
Who do you call a bee who writes legislation?
A pollentician.
eliochel
Sep 20, 20221 min read
Some bees fly into a pub and land on the bar. How much did they drink?
“Just enough to get a buzz on."
eliochel
Sep 19, 20221 min read
What song was playing as the bee left the bar?
"Don’t Stop Believin’."
eliochel
Sep 19, 20221 min read
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