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We are running out of jokes for 2022. Here's a beekeeper story instead:
Mabel lived in town and kept bees in the backyard. It was legal to keep bees inside the city limits, but she kept them hidden. She felt...
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Dec 23, 20221 min read
Can a bee fly faster than a Lamborghini?
Of, course! A Lamborghini can't fly.
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Dec 22, 20221 min read
What did the husband bee say to his wife bee on their 30th anniversary?
Nothing, bees don’t live that long.
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Dec 21, 20221 min read
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Dec 20, 20221 min read
One beehive was accused of robbing another. What was their defense?
We have been framed!
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Dec 19, 20221 min read
How are managed beehives and people's houses alike?
They both have foundation.
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Dec 18, 20221 min read
What do honey bees and great works of art have in common?
They are both often found in frames.
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Dec 17, 20221 min read
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Dec 16, 20221 min read
What is a bee's favorite Disney animated movie?
Dumbo. They like to sing along to "You can fly, you can fly, you can fly!"
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Dec 15, 20221 min read
"I met a worker bee with a wooden leg named Steve." "How's that possible if all workers are female?"
Oh, the bee's name was Alice.
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Dec 14, 20221 min read
How do beekeepers easily get married?
The first time s/he takes a date to see the hives, the date knows they've found a keeper!
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Dec 13, 20221 min read
Beekeeper accused of crime submitted her hive log as her alibi. Why did the judge not accept it ?
The judge saw that one of the winter log pages was a wrap sheet.
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Dec 12, 20221 min read
Mail carrier to trainee: What's the difference between a beehive and a mailbox? Trainee: Don't know.
Mail carrier: You will only check a beehive for mail once!
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Dec 11, 20221 min read
What's the difference between a beehive and a mailbox?
You don't know! I'm not sending you to mail a letter!
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Dec 10, 20221 min read
Why do bees entering military service always volunteer for the Army?
So they can "Bee all they can Bee"!
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Dec 9, 20221 min read
Did you hear about the beekeeper shut down for illegal discriminatory practices?
She used a queen excluder!
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Dec 8, 20221 min read
Why did the beekeeper paint mark all his bees red?
So they would fly faster and make more honey. Everything red is faster, right?
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Dec 7, 20221 min read
Did you hear about the Bee Space Program?
It's based on 1/4 to 5/8 inch.
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Dec 6, 20221 min read
Why did the queen bee wear blue tennis sneakers?
Her blue ones were in the wash.
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Dec 5, 20221 min read
Why did the queen bee wear red tennis sneakers?
To hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen a queen bee in a cherry tree? It works, doesn't it!
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Dec 4, 20221 min read
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