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Q: Why are bees the most business-smart farmers?
A: They always have a honey crop.
eliochel
Jan 151 min read
Q: What kind of bee is a poor loser?
A: A cryba-bee
eliochel
Jan 141 min read
Why did the beekeeper not get hurt falling down from a 30-foot ladder?
She was on the third step.
eliochel
Jan 141 min read
Q: How do bees censor fake news?
A: They regulate the buzzwords.
eliochel
Jan 131 min read
Why did the student bee fail art class?
She could only draw beelines.
eliochel
Jan 131 min read
Q: How do bees keep beekeepers 25 feet away from their hive?
A: They post “No Smoking” signs.
eliochel
Jan 121 min read
Q: What instrument do male honey bees use to serenade the queen?
A: Bagpipes, because she finds the droning romantic.
eliochel
Jan 111 min read
Q: What are negative remarks about bees called?
A: Bee—rogatory.
eliochel
Jan 91 min read


Q: Why do bees support the Surgeon General?
A: The Surgeon General is always reminding beekeepers that “Smoking is dangerous to your health!”
eliochel
Jan 81 min read
Q: What do you call a rescue operation by the bees’ Special Forces?
A: An extraction.
eliochel
Jan 81 min read
The friendly bee story:
A man is driving down the road and runs out of gas. Then, a friendly bee flies in the window. The bee says, 'What seems to be the problem?" The man explains he's out of gas. The bee says "No problem. Be right back." and flies off. Minutes later, the man watches an entire swarm of bees fly up to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees fly back out. The friendly bee says "Try starting it now." The car starts right up and the amazed man asks what the bees p
eliochel
Jan 71 min read
Q: On what missions are guard bees sent out?
A: Sting operations.
eliochel
Jan 61 min read
Q: What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bee?
A: A Greyhound Buzz.
eliochel
Jan 51 min read
Q: How do you fight a killer bee?
With a buzz-ooka.
eliochel
Jan 41 min read
Q: What does a bee say when having an Identity Crisis?
A: “To Bee or not to Bee!”
eliochel
Jan 31 min read
Q: What news channel do bees watch?
A: Bee Bee C!
eliochel
Jan 21 min read
Who was the first bee to find America?
Christopher Colum-buzz.
eliochel
Jan 11 min read
Why did the bees go on strike?
A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
eliochel
Jan 11 min read
The friendly bee story:
A man is driving down the road and runs out of gas. Then, a friendly bee flies in the window. The bee says, 'What seems to be the...
eliochel
Dec 31, 20221 min read
Two beekeepers are talking:
#1 says "that’s a bee." #2 says "no, it’s not, that’s an idiot." #1 gives in and says "You are right. That’s an idiot." Then both...
eliochel
Dec 30, 20221 min read
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