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What do bee police like most about their jobs?
Sting operations.
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Feb 31 min read
What did the returning forager say to the receiver bee?
“I’ve ‘pollen’ and can’t get up!”
eliochel
Feb 21 min read
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Feb 11 min read
Q: What dance music do bees request most?
A: Rum-buzz.
eliochel
Jan 311 min read
Q: What kind of bee is difficult to understand?
A: A mumble bee!
eliochel
Jan 301 min read
Why are American beehives the most technologically advanced?
A: Because they are filled with US Bees!
eliochel
Jan 291 min read
Q: Why did the beekeeper get investigated by the FBI?
A: For buying and selling nucs.
eliochel
Jan 281 min read
Q: Did you hear about the most popular bee in school?
A: A spelling bee
eliochel
Jan 271 min read
Q: What did one bee say to the queen bee?
A: You’re so bee-you-tiful!
eliochel
Jan 261 min read
Q: What do you call a wasp hanging around a beehive?
A: A wanna-bee!
eliochel
Jan 251 min read
If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?
Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
eliochel
Jan 241 min read
Q: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?
A: Neigh buzz
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Jan 241 min read
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Jan 231 min read
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Jan 221 min read
Q: Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box!
In a honey box!
eliochel
Jan 211 min read
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Jan 201 min read
Q: What is the title of the environmental chapter in the bee biology textbook?
A: “The Thorax.” The best-known line from this chapter is “I am the thorax and I speak for the bees!”
eliochel
Jan 191 min read
Q: What is a bee’s favorite sport?
Rug-Bee.
eliochel
Jan 181 min read
Q: Why don’t relationships between bees and frogs last?
A: The frogs keep croaking.
eliochel
Jan 171 min read
Q: Why do beekeepers never excel academically?
A: They only try for "Bs".
eliochel
Jan 161 min read
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