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Why do bees hum?
Because they've forgotten the words!
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Mar 71 min read
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Mar 51 min read
Did you hear about the bee that was overweight?
It had chub-bee legs and a flab-bee stinger.
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Mar 41 min read
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Mar 31 min read
What did one bee say to her friend?
I love bee-ing with you, honey!
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Mar 31 min read
Why do mosquitos prefer to bite certain beekeepers?
Because they have Type Bee blood.
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Mar 21 min read
What did the one bee in the tavern say to the other bees?
It’s time to fly home because I have a buzz on.
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Mar 11 min read
Q: How does a queen bee get around her hive?
She's throne!
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Feb 281 min read
Why was the drone’s surgery canceled?
It was for a sting operation.
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Feb 231 min read
Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?
She issues a royal pardon!
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Feb 231 min read
What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?
An animal that stinks and stings!
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Feb 211 min read
Where do bees keep their savings?
In a honey box.
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Feb 201 min read
What did the drone say to the queen bee?
You're so bee-tiful! Will you bee my wife?
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Feb 191 min read
Why was the bee was fired from the barbershop?
Because the only thing she could do was give a buzz-cut.
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Feb 181 min read
How many bees do you need in a bee choir?
A humdred!
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Feb 171 min read
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Feb 161 min read
Who protects the Queen Bee?
Her Hub-bee.
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Feb 151 min read
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Feb 141 min read
What do bees write in their Valentine cards?
Honey bee mine.
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Feb 131 min read
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