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What is a bee stylist’s favorite tool?

A honeycomb.

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Mar 31, 20221 min read

Where do worker bees go on holiday?

Stingapore and Bee-jing!

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Mar 30, 20221 min read

Q: What do you call bees buzzing in unison?

Stingalongs.

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Mar 29, 20221 min read

What does a drone call the queen to get her attention?

Honey!

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Mar 28, 20221 min read

Who’s the most famous painter of the bees?

Pablo Bee-casso!

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Mar 27, 20221 min read

What did the bee say to the other bee when they landed on the same flower? A: Buzz off.

Buzz off.

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Mar 26, 20221 min read

Q: What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on her?

Bee-witched!

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Mar 25, 20221 min read

Why did the bee bank robber have to find another line of work?

She kept telling the bank tellers “Your honey or your life!"

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Mar 24, 20221 min read

If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?

Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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Mar 23, 20221 min read

What kind of bee kills a lot of people?

Hepatitis Bee.

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Mar 22, 20221 min read

What's more dangerous than being with a fool?

Fooling with a bee!

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Mar 21, 20221 min read

What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

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Mar 20, 20221 min read

What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

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Mar 19, 20221 min read

What do you call a bee you can't share secrets with?

Blab-bee.

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Mar 18, 20221 min read

Who was the first bee to find America?

Christopher Colum-buzz.

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Mar 17, 20221 min read

How does a bee get to class?

On the school-buzz.

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Mar 16, 20221 min read

What are a bees favorite geometric shapes?

A rhom-buzz, of course.

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Mar 15, 20221 min read

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

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Mar 14, 20221 min read

What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day?

A Frisbee.

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Mar 13, 20221 min read

What did the aspiring actor bee say?

To bee or not to bee! That is the question.

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Mar 12, 20221 min read

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What is a bee stylist’s favorite tool?

Where do worker bees go on holiday?

Q: What do you call bees buzzing in unison?

What does a drone call the queen to get her attention?

Who’s the most famous painter of the bees?

What did the bee say to the other bee when they landed on the same flower? A: Buzz off.

Q: What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on her?

Why did the bee bank robber have to find another line of work?

If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?

What kind of bee kills a lot of people?

What's more dangerous than being with a fool?

What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

What's a bee-line?

What do you call a bee you can't share secrets with?

Who was the first bee to find America?

How does a bee get to class?

What are a bees favorite geometric shapes?

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day?

What did the aspiring actor bee say?

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