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What is a bee’s favorite variety of apple?
Honeycrisp!
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May 24, 20221 min read
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May 23, 20221 min read
Why did the honey bee queen’s dessert wobble when she tried to eat it?
Because it was royal jelly.
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May 22, 20221 min read
What do bees order at McDonalds?
Humburgers.
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May 21, 20221 min read
What’s a bee-line?
The shortest distance between two buzz stops.
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May 20, 20221 min read
What’s a bee's favorite flower?
Bee-gonias!
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May 19, 20221 min read
Why did the student complain about being given a B for her biology practical?
Because everyone else got a frog to cut up.
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May 18, 20221 min read
What’s a bee’s favorite pop group?
The Bee Gees, or the Bee-tles.
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May 17, 20221 min read
What happened to the bee who got swatted by one of the walking dead?
He turned into a zom-bee.
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May 16, 20221 min read
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs.
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May 15, 20221 min read
After years of research, how did scientists discover that bees are allergic to pollen?
It turns out that when exposed to pollen, bees develop hives.
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May 14, 20221 min read
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May 13, 20221 min read
What did the bee say to the other bee in the desert?
Swarm here isn't it!
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May 12, 20221 min read
How are Bees like tigers?
They’re beautiful and striped, but you will regret getting too close.
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May 11, 20221 min read
What do bees chew?
Bumble gum.
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May 10, 20221 min read
What type of haircuts do bees prefer?
Buzz cuts.
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May 9, 20221 min read
What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet?
A bee on an airplane.
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May 8, 20221 min read
What’s a bee’s favorite Disney movie?
Beauty And The Bees.
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May 7, 20221 min read
Q: What did the bee say to the other bee in the desert?
Swarm here isn't it!
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May 6, 20221 min read
Why are ‘A’s like flowers?
Because bees come after them.
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May 5, 20221 min read
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