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Who was the first bee to go into space?
Buzz Aldrin.
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Apr 21, 20221 min read
What do you call a bee who’s always complaining?
A grumble bee.
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Apr 20, 20221 min read
What do you say to a nosey bee?
Mind your own buzziness.
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Apr 19, 20221 min read
What does a forager say when she returns to the hive?
“Honey, I’m home.”
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Apr 18, 20221 min read
Why do roads built by bees not last very long?
They build them with nec-tar.
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Apr 17, 20221 min read
Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the archives.
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Apr 16, 20221 min read
What do you call someone who wants a pet bee?
A wanna-bee.
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Apr 15, 20221 min read
What is unusual about beekeeper weddings?
Everyone wears a veil, not just the bride.
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Apr 14, 20221 min read
Spring has sprung, but the bees are not swarming . . .
Could this be caused by global warming?
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Apr 13, 20221 min read
A man in a movie theater notices a honey bee sitting next to him.
“Are you a honey bee?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes.” “What are you doing here at the movies?” What does the honey bee answer? “Well, I...
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Apr 12, 20221 min read
Why are bee puns are good for your health?
They give you a dose of Vitamin Bee!
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Apr 10, 20221 min read
Why did the bee go to the doctor?
She had hives.
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Apr 10, 20221 min read
Which bees are the cleverest?
Spelling bees!
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Apr 9, 20221 min read
What goes zzub, zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
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Apr 8, 20221 min read
Why did the bee start talking poetry?
He was waxing lyrical!
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Apr 7, 20221 min read
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Apr 5, 20221 min read
Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle!
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Apr 3, 20221 min read
Why did Jimmy's parents scream when they saw his grades?
Because he had a bee on his report card!
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Apr 3, 20221 min read
Who is a bee’s favorite children’s author?
Bee-trix Potter.
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Apr 2, 20221 min read
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