The bee allergy story:
Pat and Mike are ordering in a restaurant.
Pat: I'll have the salad, no nuts please. Waiter: Certainly. Mike: The menu didn't mention that salad had nuts! Pat: I'm allergic, so I tell them to be safe. Mike: Oh, I see. Waiter: And for you, sir? Mike: Steak, no bees, please. I'm allergic.