Pat and Mike are ordering in a restaurant.
Pat: I'll have the salad, no nuts please. Waiter: Certainly. Mike: The menu didn't mention that salad had nuts! Pat: I'm allergic, so I tell them to be safe. Mike: Oh, I see. Waiter: And for you, sir? Mike: Steak, no bees, please. I'm allergic.
A man is driving down the road and runs out of gas. Then, a friendly bee flies in the window. The bee says, 'What seems to be the problem?" The man explains he's out of gas. The bee says "No problem.
#1 says "that’s a bee." #2 says "no, it’s not, that’s an idiot." #1 gives in and says "You are right. That’s an idiot." Then both beekeepers look at each other, nod, and say "Agree to diss-a-bee!"
A doctor tells a woman she has only half a year to live. "Oh, doctor, what should I do?" she asks. The doctor advises her to marry a beekeeper and to move with him to Wyoming. The woman asks if this