The friendly bee story:
A man is driving down the road and runs out of gas. Then, a friendly bee flies in the window. The bee says, 'What seems to be the problem?" The man explains he's out of gas. The bee says "No problem. Be right back." and flies off. Minutes later, the man watches an entire swarm of bees fly up to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees fly back out. The friendly bee says "Try starting it now." The car starts right up and the amazed man asks what the bees put in the tank. The bee says "BP".