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Russian bees

An English kid and a Russian kid are inspecting a beehive.

The English kid points and says "See that one? We call that the Queen because she leads the hive, just as the Queen leads our country." The Russian kid says "We call it the czar." The English kid says "Okay, that’s a little bee czar!"

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