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Long beekeeper story:
California started requiring beekeepers to carry beekeeper identification papers, to reduce bee rustling (theft) and beekeepers avoiding...
eliochel
Dec 27, 20221 min read
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Another beekeeper story:
A young man shows up for his first day working for an old beekeeper. The old-timer tells him to paint a stack of hive boxes. The young...
eliochel
Dec 26, 20221 min read
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The sympathetic beekeeper:
A beekeeper decides to go back to school, so she signs up for classes at the college. In her first class, the professor says, “Some of...
eliochel
Dec 25, 20221 min read
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Russian bees
An English kid and a Russian kid are inspecting a beehive. The English kid points and says "See that one? We call that the Queen because...
eliochel
Dec 25, 20221 min read
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What does the bee Santa Claus say?
Ho hum hum!
eliochel
Dec 24, 20221 min read
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We are running out of jokes for 2022. Here's a beekeeper story instead:
Mabel lived in town and kept bees in the backyard. It was legal to keep bees inside the city limits, but she kept them hidden. She felt...
eliochel
Dec 23, 20221 min read
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Can a bee fly faster than a Lamborghini?
Of, course! A Lamborghini can't fly.
eliochel
Dec 22, 20221 min read
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What did the husband bee say to his wife bee on their 30th anniversary?
Nothing, bees don’t live that long.
eliochel
Dec 21, 20221 min read
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eliochel
Dec 20, 20221 min read
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One beehive was accused of robbing another. What was their defense?
We have been framed!
eliochel
Dec 19, 20221 min read
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How are managed beehives and people's houses alike?
They both have foundation.
eliochel
Dec 18, 20221 min read
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What do honey bees and great works of art have in common?
They are both often found in frames.
eliochel
Dec 17, 20221 min read
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eliochel
Dec 16, 20221 min read
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What is a bee's favorite Disney animated movie?
Dumbo. They like to sing along to "You can fly, you can fly, you can fly!"
eliochel
Dec 15, 20221 min read
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"I met a worker bee with a wooden leg named Steve." "How's that possible if all workers are female?"
Oh, the bee's name was Alice.
eliochel
Dec 14, 20221 min read
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How do beekeepers easily get married?
The first time s/he takes a date to see the hives, the date knows they've found a keeper!
eliochel
Dec 13, 20221 min read
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Beekeeper accused of crime submitted her hive log as her alibi. Why did the judge not accept it ?
The judge saw that one of the winter log pages was a wrap sheet.
eliochel
Dec 12, 20221 min read
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Mail carrier to trainee: What's the difference between a beehive and a mailbox? Trainee: Don't know.
Mail carrier: You will only check a beehive for mail once!
eliochel
Dec 11, 20221 min read
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What's the difference between a beehive and a mailbox?
You don't know! I'm not sending you to mail a letter!
eliochel
Dec 10, 20221 min read
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Why do bees entering military service always volunteer for the Army?
So they can "Bee all they can Bee"!
eliochel
Dec 9, 20221 min read
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