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What did the returning forager say to the receiver bee?
“I’ve ‘pollen’ and can’t get up!”
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Feb 2, 20221 min read
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Feb 1, 20221 min read
Q: What dance music do bees request most?
A: Rum-buzz.
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Jan 31, 20221 min read
Q: What kind of bee is difficult to understand?
A: A mumble bee!
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Jan 30, 20221 min read
Why are American beehives the most technologically advanced?
A: Because they are filled with US Bees!
eliochel
Jan 29, 20221 min read
Q: Why did the beekeeper get investigated by the FBI?
A: For buying and selling nucs.
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Jan 28, 20221 min read
Q: Did you hear about the most popular bee in school?
A: A spelling bee
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Jan 27, 20221 min read
Q: What did one bee say to the queen bee?
A: You’re so bee-you-tiful!
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Jan 26, 20221 min read
Q: What do you call a wasp hanging around a beehive?
A: A wanna-bee!
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Jan 25, 20221 min read
Q: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?
A: Neigh buzz
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Jan 24, 20221 min read
Q: Why did the bee go to the barbershop?
To get a buzz-cut.
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Jan 23, 20221 min read
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Jan 22, 20221 min read
Q: Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box!
In a honey box!
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Jan 21, 20221 min read
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Jan 20, 20221 min read
Q: What is the title of the environmental chapter in the bee biology textbook?
A: “The Thorax.” The best-known line from this chapter is “I am the thorax and I speak for the bees!”
eliochel
Jan 19, 20221 min read
Q: What is a bee’s favorite sport?
Rug-Bee.
eliochel
Jan 18, 20221 min read
Q: Why don’t relationships between bees and frogs last?
A: The frogs keep croaking.
eliochel
Jan 17, 20221 min read
Q: Why do beekeepers never excel academically?
A: They get too many bees.
eliochel
Jan 16, 20221 min read
Q: Why are bees the most business-smart farmers?
A: They always have a honey crop.
eliochel
Jan 15, 20221 min read
Q: What kind of bee is a poor loser?
A: A cryba-bee
eliochel
Jan 14, 20221 min read
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