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“Waiter, waiter! There’s a bee in my soup!” Waiter's response:
“Yes sir, it is the fly’s day off.”
eliochel
Jun 3, 20221 min read
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?
June know any good bee jokes?
eliochel
Jun 1, 20221 min read
What does a bee wear to the beach?
A bee-kini.
eliochel
May 31, 20221 min read
eliochel
May 30, 20221 min read
What do you call a beehive without an exit?
Un bee-leave-able!
eliochel
May 29, 20221 min read
What’s a bee’s favorite novel?
The Great Gats-bee.
eliochel
May 28, 20221 min read
What is big, grey, and has a lot of red bumps?
An elephant that was stung by a bunch of bees.
eliochel
May 27, 20221 min read
eliochel
May 26, 20221 min read
What did the husband bee say to his wife bee on their 30th anniversary?
Nothing, bees don’t live that long.
eliochel
May 25, 20221 min read
What is a bee’s favorite variety of apple?
Honeycrisp!
eliochel
May 24, 20221 min read
eliochel
May 23, 20221 min read
Why did the honey bee queen’s dessert wobble when she tried to eat it?
Because it was royal jelly.
eliochel
May 22, 20221 min read
What do bees order at McDonalds?
Humburgers.
eliochel
May 21, 20221 min read
What’s a bee-line?
The shortest distance between two buzz stops.
eliochel
May 20, 20221 min read
What’s a bee's favorite flower?
Bee-gonias!
eliochel
May 19, 20221 min read
Why did the student complain about being given a B for her biology practical?
Because everyone else got a frog to cut up.
eliochel
May 18, 20221 min read
What’s a bee’s favorite pop group?
The Bee Gees, or the Bee-tles.
eliochel
May 17, 20221 min read
What happened to the bee who got swatted by one of the walking dead?
He turned into a zom-bee.
eliochel
May 16, 20221 min read
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs.
eliochel
May 15, 20221 min read
After years of research, how did scientists discover that bees are allergic to pollen?
It turns out that when exposed to pollen, bees develop hives.
eliochel
May 14, 20221 min read
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