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Why do bees become indecisive after April 30th?
They become maybees.
eliochel
May 1, 20221 min read
40. Why did the bee cross the road?
Just bee-cause.
eliochel
Apr 30, 20221 min read
What is the favorite Beatles song of young bees?
'Let it Bee'.
eliochel
Apr 29, 20221 min read
Why did the man always buy honey from the same family of bees?
That's because the bees always gave him their swarm wishes.
eliochel
Apr 28, 20221 min read
What is a swarm of really small queen bees called?
The royal wee.
eliochel
Apr 27, 20221 min read
Why should you never play hide and seek with the swarm?
Because they will always wind up bee-hind you.
eliochel
Apr 26, 20221 min read
Where do bees sit?
On their bee-hinds.
eliochel
Apr 25, 20221 min read
What do bees do when their friends move into a new hive?
They throw them a house swarming party.
eliochel
Apr 24, 20221 min read
What did the bee in the hot tub say?
Swarm in here.
eliochel
Apr 23, 20221 min read
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
eliochel
Apr 22, 20221 min read
Who was the first bee to go into space?
Buzz Aldrin.
eliochel
Apr 21, 20221 min read
What do you call a bee who’s always complaining?
A grumble bee.
eliochel
Apr 20, 20221 min read
What do you say to a nosey bee?
Mind your own buzziness.
eliochel
Apr 19, 20221 min read
What does a forager say when she returns to the hive?
“Honey, I’m home.”
eliochel
Apr 18, 20221 min read
Why do roads built by bees not last very long?
They build them with nec-tar.
eliochel
Apr 17, 20221 min read
Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the archives.
eliochel
Apr 16, 20221 min read
What do you call someone who wants a pet bee?
A wanna-bee.
eliochel
Apr 15, 20221 min read
What is unusual about beekeeper weddings?
Everyone wears a veil, not just the bride.
eliochel
Apr 14, 20221 min read
Spring has sprung, but the bees are not swarming . . .
Could this be caused by global warming?
eliochel
Apr 13, 20221 min read
A man in a movie theater notices a honey bee sitting next to him.
“Are you a honey bee?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes.” “What are you doing here at the movies?” What does the honey bee answer? “Well, I...
eliochel
Apr 12, 20221 min read
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