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What do bees order at McDonalds?
Humburgers.
eliochel
May 21, 20221 min read
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What’s a bee-line?
The shortest distance between two buzz stops.
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May 20, 20221 min read
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What’s a bee's favorite flower?
Bee-gonias!
eliochel
May 19, 20221 min read
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Why did the student complain about being given a B for her biology practical?
Because everyone else got a frog to cut up.
eliochel
May 18, 20221 min read
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What’s a bee’s favorite pop group?
The Bee Gees, or the Bee-tles.
eliochel
May 17, 20221 min read
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What happened to the bee who got swatted by one of the walking dead?
He turned into a zom-bee.
eliochel
May 16, 20221 min read
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs.
eliochel
May 15, 20221 min read
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After years of research, how did scientists discover that bees are allergic to pollen?
It turns out that when exposed to pollen, bees develop hives.
eliochel
May 14, 20221 min read
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May 13, 20221 min read
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What did the bee say to the other bee in the desert?
Swarm here isn't it!
eliochel
May 12, 20221 min read
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How are Bees like tigers?
They’re beautiful and striped, but you will regret getting too close.
eliochel
May 11, 20221 min read
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What do bees chew?
Bumble gum.
eliochel
May 10, 20221 min read
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What type of haircuts do bees prefer?
Buzz cuts.
eliochel
May 9, 20221 min read
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What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet?
A bee on an airplane.
eliochel
May 8, 20221 min read
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What’s a bee’s favorite Disney movie?
Beauty And The Bees.
eliochel
May 7, 20221 min read
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Q: What did the bee say to the other bee in the desert?
Swarm here isn't it!
eliochel
May 6, 20221 min read
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Why are ‘A’s like flowers?
Because bees come after them.
eliochel
May 5, 20221 min read
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A beekeeper got a haircut.
(Thankfully, no honey bees were injured in making this clip.)
eliochel
May 4, 20221 min read
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What animals are smarter than talking parrots?
Spelling bees.
eliochel
May 3, 20221 min read
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What kind of bee is born in the spring?
A May bee. Or a May bee not.
eliochel
May 2, 20221 min read
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