Bee jokes 15/18

What do you describe a bee single-handedly defending her colony from a wasp attack?

Not too shab-bee!

eliochel

Mar 11, 20221 min read

Below are the three unwritten rules of beekeeping:

1. 2. 3.

eliochel

Mar 10, 20221 min read

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey!

eliochel

Mar 9, 20221 min read

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?

A fumble bee.

eliochel

Mar 8, 20221 min read

Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

eliochel

Mar 7, 20221 min read

What do you call a bee that prefers nectar to pollen?

Snob-Bee.

eliochel

Mar 6, 20221 min read

How do worker bees help a queen bee get around her hive?

She's throne!

eliochel

Mar 5, 20221 min read

Did you hear about the bee that was overweight?

It had chub-bee legs and a flab-bee stinger.

eliochel

Mar 4, 20221 min read

What did one bee say to her friend?

I love bee-ing with you, honey!

eliochel

Mar 3, 20221 min read

Why do mosquitos prefer to bite certain beekeepers?

Because they have Type Bee blood.

eliochel

Mar 2, 20221 min read

What does a professor give to bee students on the first day of class?

A sylla-buzz.

eliochel

Mar 1, 20221 min read

What did the one bee in the tavern say to the other bees?

It’s time to fly home because I have a buzz on.

eliochel

Mar 1, 20221 min read

Why was the drone’s surgery canceled?

It was for a sting operation.

eliochel

Feb 28, 20221 min read

What do you call a bee that prefers nectar to pollen?

Snob-Bee.

eliochel

Feb 27, 20221 min read

Why do bees stay in the hive in winter?

Hotels cost too much.

eliochel

Feb 26, 20221 min read

Why did the beekeeper not trust her doctor any more?

Because the doctor was always telling her to stop smoking, but she kept getting stung!

eliochel

Feb 25, 20221 min read

: How does a queen bee get around her hive?

She's throne!

eliochel

Feb 24, 20221 min read

Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?

She issues a royal pardon!

eliochel

Feb 23, 20221 min read

What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?

An animal that stinks and stings!

eliochel

Feb 22, 20221 min read

3. What did the teacher say to the naughty bee?

Beehive yourself.

eliochel

Feb 21, 20221 min read

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What do you describe a bee single-handedly defending her colony from a wasp attack?

Below are the three unwritten rules of beekeeping:

What did the bee say to the flower?

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?

Why do bees hum?

What do you call a bee that prefers nectar to pollen?

How do worker bees help a queen bee get around her hive?

Did you hear about the bee that was overweight?

What did one bee say to her friend?

Why do mosquitos prefer to bite certain beekeepers?

What does a professor give to bee students on the first day of class?

What did the one bee in the tavern say to the other bees?

Why was the drone’s surgery canceled?

What do you call a bee that prefers nectar to pollen?

Why do bees stay in the hive in winter?

Why did the beekeeper not trust her doctor any more?

: How does a queen bee get around her hive?

Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?

3. What did the teacher say to the naughty bee?

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